How Did Scooter Sprain His Finger?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:31 pm

Since he didn't tell us, all we can do is guess...

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:01 pm

He was giving himself a prostate exam and forgot to use lubricant

You see, if you expected to look like you were serious and not just joking around you wouldn't have included this one.

Everyone knows that you use your index finger to give yourself a prostate exam.

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:05 pm

That is, except for a couple of people I could think of.

No need to use any finger when they've already got their head shoved up their ass.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:54 pm

Scooter wrote: Everyone knows that you use your index finger to give yourself a prostate exam.

Please note which finger is curled up and vulnerable to trauma during the procedure.

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:14 pm

I concede, you have obviously spent a lot more time pondering this than I have.

I thought you were accusing me of being so tight assed that I sprained a finger trying to penetrate the sphincter.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:26 pm

Actually, I was leaning more toward the you sleeping with your finger in your nose explanation...

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:11 pm

It was actually much more banal than that.

The joint sort of popped in a funny way when I was pressing hard with my fingers scrubbing out a pot.

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:24 pm

So we have another pot related injury

dales · Post by **dales** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:50 pm

Scooter wrote:It was actually much more banal than that.

The joint sort of popped in a funny way when I was pressing hard with my fingers scrubbing out a pot.

Sounds painful, in spite of Joe's weak attempt at humor, hope it mends soon.

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:08 pm

Thanks. It's actually not bad unless I try to bend it, so I'm keeping a splint on it as much as possible and it doesn't hurt so long as I do that.

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:16 pm

Here's a tip. Don't try to bend it!

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:35 pm

dales wrote:...in spite of Joe's weak attempt at humor, hope it mends soon.

"You can please all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot please all the people all the time."

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:48 pm

Gob wrote:Here's a tip. Don't try to bend it!

"Doctor, it hurts when I do this."

"Then don't do that."

rubato · Post by **rubato** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:19 am

Based on personal experience, doctors use either their index or second fingers when doing a prostate exam.

yrs,
rubato

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:13 am

'Kay, 500lbs. of pressure endured on my thumb, and all with out a net splint!

Rule of Thumb seZ;

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:10 am

Wow.

50/50 rude or neat? Who can tell.

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