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Since he didn't tell us, all we can do is guess...

He was giving himself a prostate exam and forgot to use lubricant

You see, if you expected to look like you were serious and not just joking around you wouldn't have included this one.

Everyone knows that you use your index finger to give yourself a prostate exam.

That is, except for a couple of people I could think of.

No need to use any finger when they've already got their head shoved up their ass.

Scooter wrote: Everyone knows that you use your index finger to give yourself a prostate exam.

Please note which finger is curled up and vulnerable to trauma during the procedure.

I concede, you have obviously spent a lot more time pondering this than I have.

I thought you were accusing me of being so tight assed that I sprained a finger trying to penetrate the sphincter.

Actually, I was leaning more toward the you sleeping with your finger in your nose explanation...

It was actually much more banal than that.

The joint sort of popped in a funny way when I was pressing hard with my fingers scrubbing out a pot.

So we have another pot related injury

Scooter wrote:It was actually much more banal than that.

The joint sort of popped in a funny way when I was pressing hard with my fingers scrubbing out a pot.

Sounds painful, in spite of Joe's weak attempt at humor, hope it mends soon.

Thanks. It's actually not bad unless I try to bend it, so I'm keeping a splint on it as much as possible and it doesn't hurt so long as I do that.

Here's a tip. Don't try to bend it!

dales wrote:...in spite of Joe's weak attempt at humor, hope it mends soon.

"You can please all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot please all the people all the time."

Gob wrote:Here's a tip. Don't try to bend it!

"Doctor, it hurts when I do this."

"Then don't do that."

Based on personal experience, doctors use either their index or second fingers when doing a prostate exam.


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'Kay, 500lbs. of pressure endured on my thumb, and all with out a net splint!

Rule of Thumb seZ;

Wow.

50/50 rude or neat? Who can tell.