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Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:36 pm
by Scooter
Does it get anymore redneck than this?
A U.S. company led by conservation enforcement officers is loading cremated human ash into shotgun shells with the intention of honouring hunting enthusiasts.

It is the latest in funeral service options — with families using the ammunition for hunting or in a gun salute — and the new company is slowly attracting interest from around the world.

The service also has some Canadian experts doubtful the service will be popular here, while another expects hunters to clamour for it.

Alabama-based Holy Smoke LLC has received orders from as near as Florida, Kentucky, and London, Ont., to as far as the United Kingdom, Germany and Bosnia.

“For people who loved to be outdoors, who loved to shoot, it’s a celebration of their life,” Holy Smoke’s co-owner Thad Holmes, 56, told the Toronto Star.

“Why not have my ashes in shotgun shells, and sometime in the future my son or some of my buddies can say, ‘Let’s use (them) and go dove hunting or shoot some clays,’ because that’s what I love to do.”
Holmes came up with the idea for Holy Smoke with friend and fellow officer, Parnell, 58, after attending a funeral.

“I wanted to be cremated and, at the time, have my ashes spread in the fields and forests and on the water. I love being outdoors,” Holmes said.

But Parnell, 58, wanted his ashes put in shotgun shells and used during turkey hunting, so the pair spent four years developing a way to market the service. Holy Smoke launched in July.
And an added bonus is those who have unresolved anger issues towards their late relatives have a way of releasing them, by watching the person explode into dust out of the mouth of a shotgun.

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:34 pm
by Aard Vark
In Melbourn a mob will turn your ashes into industiral dimonds. 3 is the average number they can make from one adult body.

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:51 pm
by Scooter
That makes a lot more sense than this. At least it's something you can have as a keepsake to remember the person by, as opposed to shooting pieces of him/her into clay pigeons.

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:12 pm
by The Hen
The Hatch wants to turn me into a diamond after I go.

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:07 pm
by BoSoxGal
After you go? But you're already a diamond! ;)


I'm all for turning dead people into anything except rotting corpses planted in the ground at great expense and waste of space. :ok



Except, I wouldn't want them stuffed and kept in the corner of the living room as decoration.

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:09 pm
by rubato
I kinda like the shotgun idea. But as a UCSC graduate I'd have to be made into slugs ...


yrs,
rubato

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:13 pm
by Scooter
bigskygal wrote:Except, I wouldn't want them stuffed and kept in the corner of the living room as decoration.
[scratches off "to do list]inviting bsg to my place for coffee[/scratches off "to do" list]

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:22 pm
by BoSoxGal
:lol:





:shock:

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:35 pm
by Scooter
Relax, I don't keep bodies propped up in my living room.











I only keep the heads to mount on the wall.

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:49 am
by eddieq
Is this the corollary to guns in the oven?

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:02 am
by The Hen
bigskygal wrote:After you go? But you're already a diamond! ;)
You're WAY TOO kind, as my family will attest.

:ty: :hen

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:58 am
by rubato
bigskygal wrote:" ...


Except, I wouldn't want them stuffed and kept in the corner of the living room as decoration.

With a little advance planning, some audio recordings and anamatronics, they could still move and talk! Be fun for entertaining the JWs when they stop by.

yrs,
rubato