Plan B Forum

Well, the entire block and I are being bestowed with a most interesting wake-up call. Maybe they’re new renters, or someone just has a new live-in lover, but they go at it every morning at approximately 6am, and you know they’ve hit their happy ending when he, or she, comes loud enough to wake the neighbors. Literally. That is no exaggeration.
It started about a week ago, with a ‘What the Hell?’ at 06:25 as my eyes and ears popped open at the joyful noise. Any normal, healthy adult would recognize that sound so, I just rolled over with a bleary ‘good for him’ and went back to sleep since I work nights.


The next day, at approximately the same time it happened again..

…and again.

The next time, the call was female.

We seem to have an alarm cock/clock, folks!

Wonder what tomorrow morning will bring? Like they say- the early bird gets the worm!

I don’t care, I just go back to sleep, but I wonder if anyone should tell them that maybe they should at least shut their window? LOL

When they finish stand as close as you can to there open window and give them a round of applause clap cheer and whistle closely folllowed by "thank fuck for that"......If that don't work you have exhibitionists on ya hands....good luck with that!