I have found worlds dumest bloke

[Aard Vark]

What do you reccon?

[Sue U]

That's not just dumb, that is a guy with some serious issues.

[Lord Jim]

Gosh Aardy, there are just so many worthy contenders for that title, (we've even got a couple floating 'round these parts) that I am very reluctant to bestow that distinction on any one person....

Lest in short order I be shown an example of someone even dumber....

One thing I have learned in life is that the outer boundaries of human stupidity will always exceed my ability to imagine what they might be...

The truth of this maxim has been proven to me over, and over and over....

In fact, rare is the day that goes by when I don't see it proven anew....

[Rick]

Appears as though he been to one too many hockey games...

[loCAtek]

Youch~ there are better ways of coping with male pattern baldness...

[Sean]

He must eat with a straw through his eye-socket!

[The Hen]

It is truly a grotesque distortion of his features.

Dear, oh dear, oh dear.

There is a lifetime of benefits for him.

Oh, and I agree with SueU 100%

[rubato]

A future project for "plastic surgery challenge" an upcoming reality show.

yrs,
rubato

[loCAtek]

...strap a drool bucket on that bloke!

[Aard Vark]

My daughter said "Wouldn't it be kool to see a vid of him with a cold" "snot from every direction"

[Gob]

Stretched ear lobes are becoming an increasingly common sight in the street. But why has creating a large hole in the ear lobe started to appeal to more and more people?

Ear stretching goes back a long way.

But you don't have to visit a museum or travel to a remote-ish part of the world to see it because the practice has been adopted in many Western countries.

However, it is not so common that it goes unnoticed. Stretched piercings do tend to stick out like the proverbial sore thumb, particularly if the hole is substantial enough to hold a small object.

For many people, there is an "ouch" or an "eugh" factor when they see someone with a substantial ear lobe stretch but for those that have it done, it is a thing of beauty.
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Amie Conrdadine


Amie Conradine, 19, started stretching her lobes herself from the age of 11.

She now has a 26mm gauge in one ear and 24mm in the other. She also has a 3mm hole in the cartilage of her upper ear.

The alternative model from Essex says: "It's pushing my body to its limit and I love the way it looks. I think they look amazing on people.

"I don't push myself because other people are doing it now. I won't do it to be more extreme.

"Body modification is not a new thing but it is becoming more popular.

"People are only doing it these days because they are following like sheep.

"My tattoos and my body modifications all have meanings. I would feel like a completely different person without them."

One of the recently ousted contestants on the BBC One show Masterchef: The Professionals had both ears stretched and adorned with black "flesh tunnels", which allow people to see through the lobe.

This led to remarks on Twitter such as "I like Seb. And he can hang his utensils from his ear lobes so double bonus" and "I would've served my prawns in my ear holes if I were Seb".

Flesh tunnels and flesh plugs, which are solid, have become more visible on our screens. Dougie Poynter from British band McFly is currently sporting some flesh tunnels in the Australian jungle, where he is taking part in ITV1's I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

American rapper Travie McCoy and American singer Adam Lambert are also stretching devotees. British fashion expert Gok Wan is also partial to large wooden ear plug adornments but it is not known if these are being used to stretch his lobe.

Statistics are not easy to come by but, as with tattoos, there is extensive anecdotal evidence that ear stretching is on the rise. More people are wearing them, DIY kits are more widely available and there is a much greater choice of jewellery.

Ear stretching has been around for millennia
Otzi the Iceman, one of the oldest mummies in the world, had stretched ears
The ear lobes of Buddha statues are nearly always shown elongated. While a layman, the Buddha wore heavy ear adornments which he stopped wearing when he became a monk
It is still part of some traditional cultures, such as the Mursi in Ethiopia and some hill tribes in northern Thailand
It can be a rite of passage, a spiritual symbol or a sign of status

BBC magazine article; read more.

[loCAtek]

It does take time and dedication to stretch an ear hole to a significant size. My ex-foster son Protech was trying to do that in both earlobes (not for any statement, but just because other kids were doing it) I think he got as far as 4 gauge, before he just couldn't take the pain any longer. Then, again he was an impatient lad, and I would hear him in the bathroom yelping and yowling, as he tried to force the opening larger with barbells that were too large, too soon.



The story of the Buddha's large earlobes were because he was from a rich family and they adorned him in heavy jewelry starting at a young age, but his lobes were just large not opened to a great diameter.

Large piercing of the lobes in the Mursi tribe in Ethiopia, is fairly recent and while a fashion today, started out as a means of making yourself unattractive. Wearing a plug in the ears and the lower lip, was a way to discourage slave traders from kidnapping you because you were weird looking and might not sell.

[Gob]

I found his girlfriend...