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A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:22 am
by Guinevere
I can't believe no one has posted this yet!
Excerpt:
U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.
According to Sunday Sport's follow-up account, Foster was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales." They write that "expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow." (I have no idea what fingertip technology is, but I imagine it's akin to one of those claw cranes you find in arcades and drugstores.)
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:28 am
by Sean
You really think that Strop would've missed that one Guin?
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4140&p=49803&hilit=badger#p49803
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:32 am
by Guinevere
I couldn't figure out why he had missed it! But damn, I just saw this over the weekend -- and it happened in SEPTEMBER? Sheesh, I'll go back to sleep now . . . .
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:47 am
by Scooter
So were you googling dwarfs, porn, or badgers?
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:55 am
by Guinevere
Ha! None of the above. It showed up in my yahoo. I can't figure out why, there haven't been any recent updates that I can find.
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:27 am
by Joe Guy
How sad.
With his looks, he may have had a chance at going on to having a successful career as a short order cook if he hadn't been a badgered porn star.
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:55 am
by dales
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:02 am
by BoSoxGal
It's a
hoax
Good thing; that would've been a seriously crazy badass honey badger!
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:08 am
by Joe Guy
bigskygal wrote:It's a
hoax
Good thing; that would've been a seriously crazy badass honey badger!
It figures.
Just a little something some small-minded person cooked up.
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:56 am
by Guinevere
Hoax, perhaps. Tall tale, not in the least...
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:00 am
by Rick
Guinevere wrote:Hoax, perhaps. Tall tale, not in the least...
Oh My!!!!
Re: A den of iniquity?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:03 am
by Gob
The
Sunday Sport is not known for it's journalistic integrity...