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Place a bounty on them.

Tax them...

...no wait, better still sue them!

At the very least, they should be required to have voter registration cards for identification.

they have to keep their shells on in public...

I protest the blatant racism of this thread.

Get the bastards into a catapult!

I prefer oysters.

yrs,
rubato

Hen and Hatch had this "delight" at the Fat Duck.

If you wanted, you could probably bake one of those Afro-American snails and carve it up for thanksgiving.

they should tax all the other types of snails as they are the big snail who frighten enemies away..

I wonder what it would be like to be chased by a giant snail?

Escargot with oatmeal and ham. Sounds like an episode of "cooking with two fat ladies".

Nasty.

yrs,
rubato

it was simply a purely delightful homage to the snail. Something that shouldn't be pooh-poohed unless tried.

The woodland tastes from Hesty's snails were immense and engaging.

I've had escargot many times. A nice vehicle for butter and garlic avec snail and some nice crusty french bread..

His prep adds nothing except oatmeal and ham. A classic "two fat ladies' wheeze. "ok we'll wrap this in bacon ... "

yrs,
rubato

The delight in the product is its name as he pointed out. Heston's remit is to be fulsome to all senses. The name of the dish leads to preconceptions of the dish.

Hence yours, rubato.

I have eaten escargot many times. This dish is as different to those as it is to porridge.

I really like ecargot; any time we eat out somewhere that they have them, I usually order them.

I didn't think I was going to be crazy about this; with the name, I envisioned some sort of gruel that included pureed snails...

But if you look at the video, the name is a misnomer; the "porridge" is really just a sauce for the snails. It looks pretty tasty.

Large enough to piggy backup cliffs!