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Free service
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:25 pm
by Gob
A man who stayed a virgin until the age 34 has become a father of 82 in the space of just nine years and he has another ten children on the way.
Dutchman Ed Houben, 42, sleeps with around 15 childless women a month in a bid to make their quests to become mothers a reality.
He is understood to be the most prolific professional babymaker in the world - and what he does is all legal.
He has sown his seed around the globe but usually waits for women to come to him these days at his home in Maastricht, although he still makes exceptions if his partners are entering a particularly fertile period.
Provided they pay his travelling expenses and accommodation.
His 'family' lives in cities like Berlin - three children - and in Holland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, France and even New Zealand. The eldest is now nine while the youngest is two months old.
He began donating sperm to local clinics. Then he found there was a market for procreation the natural way and he has never looked back.
Spermaspender.de. in Germany is one of the websites he uses to connect with childless women desperate to conceive.
They know Ed has a good pedigree; he gives 80 per cent of the females he has sex with a child.
All his partners must submit medical records showing they are disease and drug free while he reciprocates.
Included in his paperwork is a semen analysis known as a 'spermiogram' that shows he is the real deal a sperm count of less than 20 million shows the potential donor is 'not a good prospect.'
The prospects are increased for sperm counts of 80 to 100 million.
Houben's count is 100 million. 'I don't fire blanks!' he joked.
Sperm banks generally charge around four to five thousand pounds for inseminations. Ed does it for free.
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Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:03 am
by dales
I might almost consider reversing my vesectomy.
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:07 am
by Lord Jim
He really looks like a perv...
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:23 am
by Joe Guy
dales wrote:I might almost consider reversing my vesectomy.
Is that less painful than having surgery to reverse a vasectomy?
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:55 am
by dales
Get back to us on that one, Joe.
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:37 am
by BoSoxGal
I'm sure there are lots of fertile men who would donate sperm for free the old fashioned way, if safe from the obligation to father or financially support the resulting offspring. I'd be curious as to what the laws are in each country that protect him in this regard; does he require a contract for these free services, with indemnity clauses?
Does he have any particular good health or high intellect to 'sell' his sperm, or just their motility?
No offense, but great looks aren't on offer. Is he tall, at least?
Or has he just stumbled on the scam of the century?
Watch out, LJ!
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:23 am
by Joe Guy
dales wrote:Get back to us on that one, Joe.
You say vesectomy, I say vasectomy.
Vesectomy, vasectomy,
Let's call the whole thing off...
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:36 pm
by Sue U
Joe Guy wrote:You say vesectomy, I say vasectomy.
Vesectomy, vasectomy,
Let's call cut the whole thing off...
/fixed.
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:06 pm
by Rick
Yes I think getting fixed would also be a good term.
I'm just ignoring the other part of yer post, shudder...
Re: Free service
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:59 pm
by Joe Guy
Sue U wrote:Joe Guy wrote:You say vesectomy, I say vasectomy.
Vesectomy, vasectomy,
Let's call cut the whole thing off...
/fixed.
Your opinion is obviously influenced by twat organ you were born with.
Re: Free service
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:05 am
by Sean
LMAO - Excellent Freudian slip there Joe...
...at least I assume it was...
Re: Free service
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:10 am
by Rick
LMAO - Excellent Freudian slip there Joe...
Did he say something about a cigar?