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Looks Like I'm In Serious Trouble....

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:09 pm
by Lord Jim
From: ROBERT S. MUELLER III, FBI DIRECTOR

Subject: FINAL WARNING=READ THE ATTACHED URGENT MESSAGE FOR MORE DETAILS


Well, if the Director of the FBI is emailing me personally with a "FINAL WARNING" I'd best open up that attachment and find out what it's about, toot sweet.....(I knew that mattress tag thing would catch up with me eventually...or maybe Quad's called in a favor....I understand that he and Mueller are really tight; I've heard that he was the Best Man at Quad's wedding, and that he regularly consults him on sting operation strategy. )

Though I have to say I'm a little puzzled by the fact that the return email address for "ROBERT S. MUELLER III, FBI DIRECTOR" is "eronwil@aol.com", but I'm sure Bob has his reasons....

Re: Looks Like I'm In Serious Trouble....

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:35 pm
by Joe Guy
I'm afraid that you've been nailed by a faux TIGTA investigation.

This was obviously initiated by quad, who was recently demoted to a TIGTA clerk helper.

Don't worry.

Because quad has been classified as a certified mental case who has filed a Workman's Comp case, Tim Geithner has allowed him to continue to play the part of someone with authority at the suggestion of quad's psychiatrist. If he were to be exposed as his true useless self he would very likely become apoplectic.

Based on the new Obamacare rules, they are not allowed to let quad out of his cage more than twice per day.

That's probably a good thing.

Re: Looks Like I'm In Serious Trouble....

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:30 am
by Gob
Lord Jim wrote: Though I have to say I'm a little puzzled by the fact that the return email address for "ROBERT S. MUELLER III, FBI DIRECTOR" is "eronwil@aol.com", but I'm sure Bob has his reasons....
The cutbacks are biting hard over there I see.