Page 1 of 2
Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:36 am
by Scooter
This would have made for a great SCTV sketch:
Quebec police are on the hunt for a sticky-fingered thief after millions of dollars of maple syrup vanished from a Quebec warehouse.
The theft was discovered during a routine inventory check last week at the St-Louis-de-Blandford warehouse, where the syrup is being held temporarily. The Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers, which is responsible for the global strategic maple syrup reserve, initially kept the news quiet, hoping it would help police solve the crime quickly.
About 10 million pounds of syrup was stored at the site, at a value of more than $30-million.
Anne-Marie Granger Godbout, executive director of the federation, said the organization is still trying to determine how much is missing and declined to offer an estimate. But a spokesman from the Sureté du Québec said the loss was significant.
“We know that it’s millions of dollars that was stolen,” said Sergeant Richard Gagné. “It’s a very large amount.”
All of the maple syrup inventories are fully insured, according to the federation, so there will be no loss to producers.
Ms. Granger Godbout said the theft shouldn’t put the global supply of maple syrup at risk, but warned it could allow the thief to undercut legitimate producers. The federation represents about 10,000 maple syrup producers in Quebec. “Obviously those people stole the maple syrup to sell it somewhere,” she said. “If it’s a big volume, it could be very harmful for the maple syrup industry. The companies that are working in this industry will have to compete with some company that didn’t pay for the maple syrup.”
Quebec produces between 70 and 80 per cent of the world’s maple syrup, with the bulk of export sales taking place in the United States, according to the federation.
A "global strategic maple syrup reserve"??? Just in case there's a sudden surge in world pancake consumption?
This story is just so Canadian, and not in a good way.
edited to fix link
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:31 am
by Joe Guy
Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
I'm the seventh son of a seventh son
My pappy was a pistol I'm a son of a gun....
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:17 am
by Lord Jim
This story is just so Canadian, and not in a good way.
I gotta agree with you there....
If I were the cops, I'd be looking for somebody on the inside....
To successfully pull off a theft that large, you'd have to have intimate and detailed knowledge of all the storage and security arrangements. Even with a large crew, it would take at least several hours to take and load that much merchandise, and you'd have to have a lot of inside information to know that you had the time....
Of course since it was discovered during an inventory check, it's also possible it wasn't stolen all at once but over a period of time....Which again, suggests somebody involved on the inside...
As for worrying about the impact on The World Maple Syrup Market, the stuff may not be on the market yet, but believe me, it must have already been sold...
Nobody is going to steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup without having any idea of how they're going to unload it....(Well, maybe a
Canadian would....

)
In addition to somebody on the inside, I'd also be looking at other Maple syrup producers and suppliers...particularly any that might have been struggling financially....people who could bring the product to market without drawing attention and who might have had an incentive to get their hands on some cut rate inventory....
If The Mounties need a consultant on the case, I'm available for a fee...
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:26 pm
by Lord Jim
But then again, maybe the Canadians don't need outside help...
I understand they've assigned their top man to the case:
And they already have a "person of interest":

Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:49 pm
by Scooter
The whole thing does have a sort of Dudley Do Rightish quality to it. I mean, sure, $30 million is $30 million, regardless of what has been stolen, but...maple syrup???
It reminds me of a story a few years back when Newfoundland drug addicts looking for something to steal and sell to support their habit decided to steal cheese.
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:22 am
by Guinevere
Look for someone making lots and lots of pancakes!
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:30 am
by rubato
Worse than Goldfinger.
Worse even than Dr No!
Worse than CHAOS.
I'd look for Dr EVIL! Who else would be diabolical enough to try to capture THE ENTIRE CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP SUPPLY.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:31 am
by Lord Jim
Well, at least he's not blaming Ronald Reagan.....
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:55 am
by Guinevere
rubato wrote:Worse than Goldfinger.
Worse even than Dr No!
Worse than CHAOS.
I'd look for Dr EVIL! Who else would be diabolical enough to try to capture THE ENTIRE CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP SUPPLY.
yrs,
rubato
Vermonters <insert diabolical laugh here>
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:38 am
by Gob
Heston Blumenthal eat your heart out.
Famed for his wacky culinary concoctions and taste bud fusions the chocolate eclair hot dog might sound like one of his inventions.
But this bizarre snack is Canada-born, combining two fast food staples: the hot dog and the chocolate eclair.
The 'bun' is a sliced-open eclair, covered in chocolate, with a grilled sausage inside and topped with whipped cream and sprinkles.
Dreamt up by Maple Lodge Farms the sweet and savory delicacy was unveiled at the Canada National Exhibition, the site of
other famed food mash-ups including deep-fried butter and the Krispy Kreme Hamburger.
Nutella-bacon sandwiches and bacon sundae funnel cakes are also being offered by the Bacon Nation booth at the country's largest fair, which runs until September 3.
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z25GgwAgKv
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:39 am
by The Hen
Ummmmm? No.
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:42 pm
by Beer Sponge
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:16 pm
by Gob
The Mounties get their man!!
Three people have been arrested for a multi-million dollar maple syrup theft this summer, Canadian police say, but five more suspects remain at large.
They are believed to have sold some of their C$20m (£12.5m) cache in other Canadian provinces and the US.
They may face charges of theft, fraud, conspiracy, and handling stolen goods.
The syrup was stolen from a storage facility in the province of Quebec. Officials noticed empty barrels during an inventory check.
The theft took place at a Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers warehouse in St-Louis-de-Blandford, 160km (100 miles) north-east of Montreal.
The syrup belonged to a co-operative of 7,500 producers in Quebec.
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:14 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Sticky fingers.
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:43 am
by Miles
[quote="Gob"]The Mounties get their man!!
Canadian police say, but five more suspects remain at large.[/size][quote/]
Did they, the five large ones, eat too much syrup............?
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:34 am
by Joe Guy
I've no doubt the charges will stick.
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:45 am
by Gob
BERLIN (AP) -- These thieves might really have sticky fingers.
Police said Monday an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend.
The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710).
Germans news agency dpa reported that thieves have previously stolen a load of energy drinks from the same location.
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:06 pm
by Lord Jim
These thieves really need to take the course, "What To Steal, 101"...
On the first day of class they would probably learn, "If you're going to steal five and a half tons of something, it should be worth more than 20K"
They've really got their work cut out for them trying to earn a living as professional heisters at this rate...
Ocean's Eleven they ain't.....
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:11 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
They are thieves, they take what is easily available.
Re: Sticky fingered thieves
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:20 am
by Lord Jim
They are thieves, they take what is easily available.
I remember a news story about a robbery a few years ago, (back in the late 70's, early 80's)...
It was in Paris; the thieves had rented a store across the street from a bank where they kept a working bakery going, while they tunneled to the bank vault...(working from blueprints they had been provided by someone they had on the inside)
They broke into the vault late on a Saturday afternoon, (knowing that they would have until Monday morning before the alarm would be raised) and made off with 17 million US dollars worth of currency, (I remember the number because I've always loved this story...

)
And they left an empty wine bottle and a single red rose in the empty vault...(Yeah, I know that sounds too perfect too be true, but I
swear I actually read about this)
And to the best of my knowledge, none of them have ever been caught...
If I were ever going to turn to a life of crime,
that's the sort of crime I would want to participate in...
A well planned, one shot deal for a big pay day, with no confrontations, and no one gets hurt...
If you get caught, you're going to be in the same trouble as somebody grabbing 50$ out of the cash tray at a corner store, so if you're going to run the risk, why not make it truly worthwhile?
