Eating lunch with someone new will turn kids gay

[Scooter]

At least, so says the American Family Association, in its latest descent into nutbardom:

On Mix It Up at Lunch Day, schoolchildren around the country are encouraged to hang out with someone they normally might not speak to.

The program, started 11 years ago by the Southern Poverty Law Center and now in more than 2,500 schools, was intended as a way to break up cliques and prevent bullying.

But this year, the American Family Association, a conservative evangelical group, has called the project "a nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle in public schools" and is urging parents to keep their children home from school Oct. 30, the day most of the schools plan to participate this year.

The charges, raised in an email to supporters this month, have caused a handful of schools to cancel this year's event and has caught organizers off guard.

"I was surprised that they completely lied about what Mix It Up Day is," said Maureen Costello, the director of the center's Teaching Tolerance project, which organizes the program. "It was a cynical, fear-mongering tactic."

The swirl around Mix It Up at Lunch Day reflects a deeper battle between the Southern Poverty Law Center, a civil-rights group founded 41 years ago in Montgomery, Ala., and the American Family Association, a Bible-based cultural watchdog organization in Tupelo, Miss. The association says its mission is to fight what it calls the "increasing ungodliness" in America.

The law center recently added the group to its national list of active hate groups, which also includes neo-Nazis, black separatists and Holocaust deniers.

Association leaders, in return, have gone on the offensive, calling the law center a hate group for oppressing Christian students and claiming its aim is to shut down groups that oppose homosexuality.

"The reality is we are not a hate group. We are a truth group," said Bryan Fischer, director of issue analysis for the association. "We tell the truth about homosexual behavior."

Although the suggested activities for Mix It Up at Lunch Day do not expressly address gay and lesbian students, the law center itself promotes equal treatment for gays and lesbians and that philosophy then informs the school program, he said.

"Anti-bullying legislation is exactly the same," Fischer said. "It's just another thinly veiled attempt to promote the homosexual agenda. No one is in favor of anyone getting bullied for any reason, but these anti-bullying policies become a mechanism for punishing Christian students who believe that homosexual behavior is not something that should be normalized."

The program is not about sexual orientation but rather about breaking up social cliques, which are especially evident in a school cafeteria, Costello said.

In some schools, cliques are socio-economic. In others they are ethnic or religious or based on sexual orientation. By giving students a way to mix with other students, self-imposed social barriers can be broken down and bullying can be curbed, she said.

"Many of the targets of bullying are kids who are either gay or are perceived as gay," she said.

But the idea that the program is intended as homosexual indoctrination is simply wrong, she added.

"We've become used to the idea of lunatic fringe attacks," she said, "but this one was complete misrepresentation."

Parents who are on the American Family Association email list were encouraged to keep their children home on that day and to call school administrators to tell them why.

By Friday, about 200 schools had canceled, Costello said. But exactly why was unclear. Of 20 schools that had canceled and were contacted by The , only one chose to comment.

The Chattahoochee County Education Center in Cusseta, Ga., canceled because teachers were too busy trying to meet basic state teaching requirements, Principal Tabatha Walton said.

"The decision had nothing to do with taking a position on gay rights," she said. "We support diversity."

Although parents did complain to Kevin Brady, the head of the Avon Grove Charter School in rural Pennsylvania, the school is still planning to hold Mix it Up at Lunch Day for its 1,600 students.

Students will each be assigned a number and then paired up by school officials. The school has a large population of special-needs students who can feel isolated and thus benefit greatly from the program, Brady said.

The school started it a few years ago, inspired, in part, by the shootings at Columbine High School in Colorado and examples of bully-related violence that surfaced in schools around the country.

He said the email sent by the association described a program that had "absolutely no resemblance to what we do." Once parents understood how the program worked, they decided not keep their children home that day, he said.

"I think they feel they have been taken for a bit of a ride," he said.

"Lunatic fringe" is right.

[Gob]

Words fail me.

[Roo]

Please don't tell me making a bully have lunch with his/her victem will stop bullying.
I don't think it would.
Now not wanting your children to understand tollerance of others is a different matter.

Sadly, IF some faceless boffin decided to have a Mix-It-up day here I would be more concerned about it being for changes in our schools so migrant children aren't offened by our Australian ways.
Some changes to Aus state run schools have been, the removel of the National Anthom, no Christan Hyms at school assemblies, restritions on Christmass or Easter decerations and the sergestion of renaming Austraila Day Citersen's Day. Just so Newly arrived Australians wont be offenned.

Understanding and acseptance is one thing, intollerance of Australians in Australia is just wrong

[TPFKA@W]

Since I am strictly dickly I am sure it is just plain wrong when co-worker Mary and I have lunch together. She is an unabashed lesbian and I know she emits pheromones which could ultimately cause me to bat for the other team.

[Joe Guy]

Since I'm obstinately twatly I'm worried that if I had lunch with a gay man I might end up wanting to order chicken wings and then go to a disco in the Castro in San Francisco.

[TPFKA@W]

Since I'm obstinately a twat I'm worried that if I had lunch with a gay man I might end up wanting to order chicken wings and then go to a disco in the Castro in San Francisco.

Fixed that for you.

[Joe Guy]

Since I am obstinately a twat I am sure it is just plain wrong when co-worker Mary and I have lunch together. She is an unabashed lesbian and I know she emits pheromones which could ultimately cause me to bat for the other team.

Returned the favor.

[Lord Jim]

I'm worried that if I had lunch with a gay man I might end up wanting to order chicken wings and then go to a disco in the Castro in San Francisco.

I think that's a legitimate concern....

I once had lunch with a gay man, and a few minutes later I found myself whistling tunes from A Chorus Line,
and being struck with an overpowering desire to watch a Buffy The Vampire Slayer marathon....

[rubato]

Chicken wings are a 'gay thing'?

I thought they were a 'sports-bar thing' dating back to the 1980s?

And there's the whole football connection.

"... On Super Bowl weekend, Americans are expected to eat 1.25 billion chicken wings -- that's 100 million pounds -- according to a new report by the National Chicken Council. If the wings were laid end-to-end, they would circle the circumference of the Earth more than twice, which is about a quarter of the way to the moon. Super Bowl Sunday is the most popular day for wing-eating for the whole year; 25 billion wings are projected to be eaten in 2012 and five percent of those will likely be consumed on February 5. Wing consumption on Super Bowl Sunday is three times higher than on any other Sunday in the year. ... "

What self-respecting gay person would want to watch a bunch of muscular young men in tight pants slapping each other on the ass in choreographed routines where they all bend over in a line and .... oh.



yrs,
rubato

[Joe Guy]

Chicken wings are a 'gay thing'?

Some chicken wings might come from free roaming gay chickens. Who really knows? But I wrote that because Scooter wrote in another thread that he sometimes eats chicken wings.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Back in the late 70s and early 80s, I used to eat lunch fairly often with a couple of homosexual guys at the POOTS (Post Office Overseas Telegraph Service) which was known in the 'community' as an equal opportunity employer. I learned some really good jokes and enjoyed conversation that did not revolve around sports teams and female breasts. Alan King (seriously), wherever you are, I hope you are very well.

[Econoline]

Chicken wings are a 'gay thing'?

I thought they were a 'sports-bar thing' dating back to the 1980s?

And there's the whole football connection.

"... On Super Bowl weekend, Americans are expected to eat 1.25 billion chicken wings -- that's 100 million pounds -- according to a new report by the National Chicken Council. If the wings were laid end-to-end, they would circle the circumference of the Earth more than twice, which is about a quarter of the way to the moon. Super Bowl Sunday is the most popular day for wing-eating for the whole year; 25 billion wings are projected to be eaten in 2012 and five percent of those will likely be consumed on February 5. Wing consumption on Super Bowl Sunday is three times higher than on any other Sunday in the year. ... "

What self-respecting gay person would want to watch a bunch of muscular young men in tight pants slapping each other on the ass in choreographed routines where they all bend over in a line and .... oh.

[TPFKA@W]

Since I am obstinately a twat I am sure it is just plain wrong when co-worker Mary and I have lunch together. She is an unabashed lesbian and I know she emits pheromones which could ultimately cause me to bat for the other team.

Returned the favor.

Hump hump sniff sniff.

Time to get a rolled up newspaper and a BB pistol.

[Joe Guy]

[TPFKA@W]

I have found a vet who will neuter you on a Sunday.

[Sean]

... On Super Bowl weekend, Americans are expected to eat 1.25 billion chicken wings each -- that's 100 million pounds -- according to a new report by the National Chicken Council.

Fixed...

[Sean]

Please don't tell me making a bully have lunch with his/her victem will stop bullying.
I don't think it would.

Exactly. It'll just make it easier for them to take their victim's lunch money.

[Gob]

There speaks the voice of experience! Sean made a fortune out of that sort of scam.

[Sue U]

"The reality is we are not a hate group. We are a truth group," said Bryan Fischer, director of issue analysis for the association. "We tell the truth about homosexual behavior."

I wonder if Bryan Fischer's nickname is "Anal." Because he sure is a bleeding asshole.

[oldr_n_wsr]

"The reality is we are not a hate group. We are a truth group," said Bryan Fischer, director of issue analysis for the association. "We tell the truth about homosexual behavior."

I wonder if Bryan Fischer's nickname is "Anal." Because he sure is a bleeding asshole.

Wouldn't "hemorroid" be more fitting?