So, from now on, if you're a professional burglar, feel free to break into all the houses you want to, in Oakland California...Oakland cops not coming unless crime is violent
Janelle La Chaux paid a visit to Oakland police headquarters Friday to fill out a crime report. She believed her former roommate on 31st Street had stolen her 22-inch flat-screen and she wanted to document the theft.
"I could have called them when I was at the place where it happened, but I just decided to come down here because I don't want to wait," La Chaux, 30, said as she filled out a form in the lobby. "Sometimes I call them and it just takes a long, long time to come."
Nowadays, police may not come at all.
On Tuesday, the city laid off 80 officers to help eliminate a $30.5 million budget deficit, prompting the department to announce that officers would no longer be dispatched to take reports for most nonviolent crimes. "With current levels of staffing, we are unable to respond to many lower-priority calls," said Officer Jeff Thomason, a police spokesman.
Instead, Oakland residents now have to file certain crime reports online or visit a police station. Those without a computer can ask that a blank form be mailed to them or pick one up at a library. Residents can still call 911 to report emergencies and crimes such as shootings, robberies, rapes and assaults.
'Never going to hang up'
No matter how crimes are reported, police said the department still wants to hear about them - even if the layoffs mean that no one will investigate if a suspect can't be identified or is long gone.
"You can still call the Oakland Police Department and say, 'I need a report.' We'll always direct you to the right place," Thomason said. "We're never going to hang up on someone and say, 'We don't do that anymore.' "[gee, that's reassuring]
Crime analysts will use the reports to discern patterns, said Lt. Jim Meeks, who oversees investigations of property crimes and theft.
"It's designed to still provide us with intelligence," Meeks said. "It still counts. The only way we're going to know that something is going on is through the reporting."
Over the past two years, residents have been able to go to oaklandpolice.com and report lost property, theft, vandalism, vehicle burglary and vehicle tampering. In the past, however, people could ask for an officer to come take a report. That will no longer be the case.
By Aug. 2, Oakland police intend to expand the online system - called Coplogic - so residents can report seven other types of crimes, including residential burglaries in which the suspects aren't known.
"There will be no follow-up investigation and the primary purpose for filing the report is for insurance purposes," according to the department.
Nearly two dozen other Bay Area agencies use Coplogic to some degree. The San Ramon company that created it bills itself as "the innovator in online citizen reporting."
Complaints after theft
But Oakland resident Howard Matis, 61, isn't optimistic. Even his phone calls to Oakland police about his stolen laptop went unanswered last month, he said Friday.
After someone broke into his home in the hills on June 21 - one of a spate of similar break-ins in the area - he used tracking technology to identify a young man pecking away on Matis' computer.
Although officers had responded to his home the day of the burglary, the department ignored his calls the next day, even when he supplied the name of the suspect. "I kept calling and calling, and no one would get back to me," Matis said.
'No one cared' before layoffs
Instead, San Leandro police returned Matis' laptop after investigating a home invasion in that city, he said.
Matis criticized the online reporting system, saying, "It's ridiculous, because they stole my computer, so how could I report it? On the other hand, if you report it, they don't do anything.
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Ain't nobody coming after you...
Got a problem with your neighbor?
Well, if you live in Oakland, feel free to slash his tires, break his windows, or spray paint the side of his house...
No problemo....
If you want to throw a wild party and blast your speakers at four O'clock in the morning....
Then Oakland's the place for you....
I've got an idea for a new answering machine message for the Oakland Police Department:
"Hello, you've reached the city of Oakland California police department....
Please listen closely, because some of our menu options have recently changed...
Press one if you're being strangled....
Press two if you're being raped....
Press three if you're being shot at...
All other callers please press four and leave a message in our general mailbox, where the crime you're experiencing will be recorded for statistical purposes..."
