Plan B Forum

Use logarithmic tables
Look someone's phone number up in the phone book
Use a phone box
Solo rock climb above 30 foot.
Paraglide naked

Your go...

sex

Shout; "Hey watch this!!!" to a bunch of equally drunk mates.....

Eat an entire bag of potato chips (or apple pie, or cheesecake) without gaining an ounce.

Tell my brother to stop bugging me.

Cross-country ski naked. (As it turns out, snow reflects the frequencies of light which cause painful sun burns. Well I know that NOW.)

Hike up Mt Whitney.

Hitchhike from Santa Cruz to the S. Calif. desert and back. 800 miles. (multiple times)

Hitchhike to buy groceries, and to get my car towed.

Pick apples for a living.

Discover while reading "The Plague" by Camus a mouse living in the car with me.

Live out of a car.

Work as a welder.

Meet the perfect mate.

yrs,
rubato

Jump from a perfectly good airplane, Dammit
Walk into a bar with the sole purpose of getting into a fight with the biggest son of a bitch in there.
Asking a beautiful woman in a bar for a date only to find out her husband IS not only the biggest but also the meanest son of a bitch in that bar. Killed two birds with one stone on that one.

Play Under 18 football...

keld feldspar wrote:Tell my brother to stop bugging me.

Tell my brother anything.

Buy a cassette.

Gob wrote:Buy a cassette.

My brother is dead? I kept saying he is over coming it, but he didn’t. My sister-in- law said I was in denial, but the truth is that I am bad about tunnel vision when I am emotionally involved.

And that has what, exactly, to do with Gob saying that he will never be buying a cassette again?

Never mind, any explanation will only succeed in making you sound more moronic than the original statement.

liberty wrote:

Gob wrote:Buy a cassette.

My brother is dead? I kept saying he is over coming it, but he didn’t. My sister-in- law said I was in denial, but the truth is that I am bad about tunnel vision when I am emotionally involved.

Sorry about that Gob and I accuse other people of being self-centered. I thought that your reply was some cryptic comment to me when it was simply straight forward.

liberty wrote:

liberty wrote:

Gob wrote:Buy a cassette.

My brother is dead? I kept saying he is over coming it, but he didn’t. My sister-in- law said I was in denial, but the truth is that I am bad about tunnel vision when I am emotionally involved.

Sorry about that Gob and I accuse other people of being self-centered. I thought that your reply was some cryptic comment to me when it was simply straight forward.

Buy a new car.
Have a landline.

Have children fathered by me by natural insemination. (Vasectomy way back in the late 1990's).

Scooter wrote:And that has what, exactly, to do with Gob saying that he will never be buying a cassette again?

Never mind, any explanation will only succeed in making you sound more moronic than the original statement.

I gotta say scooter that was a little uncalled for. It was clear to me (your results may vary) that liberty was lamenting the fact that his brother is no longer around and that he cannot accept that fact. I do agree that I don't understand the cassette reference, but tieing together both of liberty's posts one can see what he is getting too.
But again, your (and anyone elses) results may vary.

liberty wrote: Sorry about that Gob and I accuse other people of being self-centered. I thought that your reply was some cryptic comment to me when it was simply straight forward.

No worries, no offense taken. It was easily spotted as a mistake.

Dial a rotary phone.... use a Dial up modem...Complement Gob on a thoughtful post...

Crackpot wrote:Complement Gob on a thoughtful post...

Did you not see the word 'again' in the thread title CP?