The Plan B Quiz

[Joe Guy]

Are you tired of scoring low on 7 day quizzes? Do you like challenging (not) questions? Do you have nothing better to do? I guess I don't since I made this up. This quiz focuses on the origin of Plan B and some of the characters that post here.

The answers (even if they aren't correct) will be posted later today or some other day. And since I made this up whatever I say is correct is correct.

Are you smarter than the average Plan B-er?

Take the quiz...

Plan B was initially created for people to:

a) Meet new friends and criticize the hell out of them
b) Escape the tyranny of a Witch and her two lapdogs
c) Compare breast sizes
d) Share knitting tips

Lord Jim once declared that he wanted to be:

a) President Reagan's wife
b) An interior decorator
c) A Handyman
d) A radio talk show host

Dales once had a job as:

a) Rolling joints for Wavy Gravy
b) Selling Volkswagens in Berlin
c) drug tester at the Sandoz laboratory
d) A County of San Mateo employee

rubato lives in:

a) A tree
b) Santa Cruz, NM
c) Somewhere in his wife's house
d) Under a bridge

Sue U is in real life:

a) A North Korean Diplomat
b) An Egyptian Queen
c) Formerly Sue Urass
d) Miss Gorilla Bird Flipper USA

AndrewD is famous for:

a) His pleasant demeanor
b) Playing the Sugar Plum Fairy in the San Francisco Ballet
c) Believing clothing is optional
d) His knack for writing Rap lyrics

Scooter can most accurately be described as:

a) A sharp tongued devil with a bitchy attitude
b) A Canadian who dates lumberjacks
c) Happy to be here
d) Some or all of the above

Keld Feldspar & Crackpot are best known for:

a) Correcting everyone's spelling and grammar
b) Their vast knowledge of mumbley-peg techniques
c) Drug use
d) Usually being left out of things I make up about this place

[dales]

[Crackpot]

0/8 missed them all again

[dales]

Here were my answers in bold.

If you copycats want to copy them, you may.

Take the quiz...

Plan B was initially created for people to:

a) Meet new friends and criticize the hell out of them
b) Escape the tyranny of a Witch and her two lapdogs
c) Compare breast sizes
d) Share knitting tips

Lord Jim once declared that he wanted to be:

a) President Reagan's wife
b) An interior decorator
c) A Handyman
d) A radio talk show host

Dales once had a job as:

a) Rolling joints for Wavy Gravy
b) Selling Volkswagens in Berlin
c) drug tester at the Sandoz laboratory
d) A County of San Mateo employee

rubato lives in:

a) A tree
b) Santa Cruz, NM
c) Somewhere in his wife's house
d) Under a bridge

Sue U is in real life:

a) A North Korean Diplomat
b) An Egyptian Queen
c) Formerly Sue Urass
d) Miss Gorilla Bird Flipper USA

AndrewD is famous for:

a) His pleasant demeanor
b) Playing the Sugar Plum Fairy in the San Francisco Balletc) Believing clothing is optional
d) His knack for writing Rap lyrics

Scooter can most accurately be described as:

a) A sharp tongued devil with a bitchy attitude
b) A Canadian who dates lumberjacks
c) Happy to be here
d) Some or all of the above

Keld Feldspar & Crackpot are best known for:

a) Correcting everyone's spelling and grammar
b) Their vast knowledge of mumbley-peg techniques
c) Drug use
d) Usually being left out of things I make up about this place

[Econoline]

OOH! OOH!

I KNOW! I KNOW!

The answer is....

(Almost) ALL of the above. Did I win?

[Joe Guy]

OOH! OOH!

I KNOW! I KNOW!

The answer is....

(Almost) ALL of the above. Did I win?

Nice try, but you would only be correct if you actually believe that what you state you believe is true and then, in order to clarify what the truth is, I would have to agree with you and I don't...

[Econoline]

Oh well....I still got 14/20 on the North Korea quiz, no one can take that away from me.

[Liberty1]

Having not been around here for almost a year, from this thread, it appears nothing much has happened.

[Joe Guy]

How are you able to deduce from this thread that absoluely nothing has happened here since you've been away?

[Liberty1]

Because I caught all of your jokes, how else.

[Gob]

Nothing much has changed inasmuch as I took you for the real liberty.

[Lord Jim]

Dales once had a job as:

a) Rolling joints for Wavy Gravy
b) Selling Volkswagens in Berlin
c) drug tester at the Sandoz laboratory
d) A County of San Mateo employee

I thought he worked as a drug tester backstage at Grateful Dead concerts...

rubato lives in:

a) A tree
b) Santa Cruz, NM
c) Somewhere in his wife's house
d) Under a bridge

I see three very plausible answers there....

(It's highly unlikely he lives in New Mexico)

Keld Feldspar & Crackpot are best known for:

a) Correcting everyone's spelling and grammar
b) Their vast knowledge of mumbley-peg techniques
c) Drug use
d) Usually being left out of things I make up about this place

I'm sorry; who are they again?

[Joe Guy]

Because I caught all of your jokes, how else.

This may be slightly more than a year, but I suppose if you think that a person being banned from here, another being punished by his employer for things he posted here, people's relatives and pets dying, not to mention all of the public tragedies that have affected some of us personally that we've discussed and the many arguments we've had, you're right, nothing has happened in your absence.

[Liberty1]

So you're joking about people and their pets dying, no didn't get that. But I do remember most of your references.

The biggest thing that hasn't changed is picking an argument over nit picky trivial points.

[Rick]

Pointing out trivial arguments, wha?

Ya mean this wasn't a real quiz?

I don't feel so bad about failing it then...

[oldr_n_wsr]

They're trick questions.

[Gob]

Having not been around here for almost a year, from this thread, it appears nothing much has happened.

We're all old friends/foes here, and, in order to work, the quiz had to play on well known personality traits.

It was what we call "humourous", lighten up a bit, you'd enjoy it here more if you did.

[dales]

What a maroon, this definition is far more accurate.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/humorous?s=ts

[Gob]

I don't speak American, Dales

[RayThom]

I'm fairly new to the forum so I don't have all the deep background poop on all its members. However, I highly suspect that this may very well be a trick quiz.

If not I'll go with "C" for all of the questions. Hey, don't laugh, it got me through college with more than a passing grade.