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No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:46 am
by Lord Jim
Seems there's been a problem with trying to find a final resting place for Speed Bump....
His widow refuses to claim his body, four Boston area cemeteries have refused to take him, and his parents don't want him shipped back to Russia...
He's having a tougher time getting planted then James Brown...
I think there's an obvious solution...
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:05 am
by Grim Reaper
Well, if we want to get creative, there's a company that will
use your ashes as part of the fertilizer in growing a tree.
Then just plant him in a dog park.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:16 am
by Gob
Like!!
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 12:14 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Then just plant him in a dog park.
I think a pig sty would be more fitting.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 12:56 pm
by Joe Guy
Cremate him, stuff him in an old used pressure cooker and blow it to smithereens.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 1:27 pm
by dales
Do what Israel did with Eichmann.
Cremate and scatter ashes OUTSIDE US territorial waters.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:14 pm
by Rick
He's Muslim evidently they don't allow cremation.
Their bodies are to be respected dead as well as alive.
I guess not so for everyone else.
Cook him...
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:14 pm
by Guinevere
I had been meaning to post about this, but I've been too busy.
The body was released on Thursday, and apparently his wife didn't want his sorry self and a funeral home near her refused to keep him. The poor guy running the funeral home where he is currently on ice (in Worcester about 60 miles west of Boston), has to have a 6 office police detail 24/7 to keep people from storming the place.
Uncle (who called him all sorts of names before he was killed) came up from MD and prepared the body, and wants him buried in Cambridge, but the city has refused to issue a burial permit. Mom wants him back in Russia but its unclear who will pay to make that happen. The Governor has refused to help out. It's possible the Secretary of State may try and help facilitate the overseas transfer. I'm hoping that happens - he doesn't belong here.
This is why you don't mess with Boston -- people here have long, long, long memories, and they hold grudges forever.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:17 pm
by Jarlaxle
Either give his body to one of the medical schools or teaching hospitals in Boston...or grind it up for dog food.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:45 am
by dales
Cruelty to animals, Jarl.
I would NOT feed his carcass to a dog.
Dump him deep off the New England coast or ship his carcass back to Russia, either way he won't defile our nation.
edited for clarity
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:39 am
by Joe Guy
Now that I think about it a little more I think they should keep him in Boston and just bury him under a speed bump.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:54 am
by dales
Who would ever believe the cute little baby in the family photograph would be capable of such evil?
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:13 am
by Gob
He's Moslem? Feed him to the pigs.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:55 pm
by Miles
I liked the pressure cooker idea.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:03 pm
by Big RR
I imagine there must be a state law re the disposition of unclaimed bodies (or bodies of those whose family members are unable to afford to take care of matters), whether cremation, burial in a potter's field, or donation to science. Personally, I'd be happy if his remains are dealt with that way; to do anything differently only gives this guy more attention than he deserves.
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:55 pm
by dales
BOSTON (AP) — The chief of the police in Worcester (WUS'-tur), Mass., says the department has been reluctantly dragged into the efforts to find a burial plot for dead Boston Marathon suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev (TAM'-ehr-luhn tsahr-NEYE'-ehv), and a deal for the state prisons department to take the body has fallen through.
Chief Gary Gemme (jem) said Wednesday a deal to bury the body at a prison site was reached on Monday, then "dissolved" on Tuesday. He said efforts to contact state officials since then have gone unanswered.
State corrections officials did not immediately return a message.
Gemme says Worcester police are wasting precious resources providing security at the funeral parlor where the body is being kept. He said sending the body to Russia is "not an option."
Gemme said: "We are not barbarians. We bury the dead."
Read more:
http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/W ... z2SiWEh0QH
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:58 pm
by rubato
Can we just deport him?
Yrs,
Rubato
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:28 pm
by Lord Jim
Gemme says Worcester police are wasting precious resources providing security at the funeral parlor where the body is being kept.
Okay, while this is being sorted out, why can't they just move his body back to the police morgue, (where there's plenty of security already) and free up these police resources, (and also give the funeral parlor director a break.)?
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:31 pm
by Big RR
Why? I guess because that makes too much sense (unless there's some law or regulation prohibiting it, in which case it would still make sense to try and get it waived).
Re: No Room At The Cemetary....
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:03 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
How much can it possibly cost to ship a body to Russia? Just buy a plane ticket and prop him up in a seat.
Is sequestration to blame?
Must be the Republicans.
