Plan B Forum

1. rubato - I would love to match a person with all the idiocy that has been posted under that moniker for the last 15 or so years. In some areas brilliant, others not so much.

2. Lord Jim - I've talked with you a few times on the phone and you impress me as the type of guy I'd like to share a drink with.

3. Gob- Same reason as Lord Jim (except I never talked on the phone with you).

4. Joe Guy - Would like to talk Bay Area history and he seems like a clever guy.

5. Older-n-Wiser - Seems lie a decent down to earth fellow, I think we share much in common.

As a matter or fact ......

I would love to meet everyone here IRL, so don't go away in a snit!

And I've already met Andrew and Loca IRL and had a great time!

No one since you are all Tossers. Well maybe a few of you. Andrew sweetly offered dinner and an arm burning contest once. Pass. Daisy and Jim seem normalish. RB passes muster. Dales strikes me as someone who would smell smokey. JoeGuy would try and sniff my butt by way of greeting. Pass. ONW yeah he would do. Sean is too far away as is Alice and others downunder. Econoline is close. Rick is normalish too. Rubato just because I have no mental picture of him. Everyone else- sure.

TPFKA@W wrote:JoeGuy would try and sniff my butt by way of greeting. Pass.

I would only do that if you weren't wearing pants and I was trying to locate where an offensive odor was coming from. Hopefully, that would rule you out.

Otherwise, I would treat you like a normal woman and attempt to have a conversation with you about the art of tripping kids and being mean to puppies.

I don't think there is any current poster here that I wouldn't want to meet. There were some people here and at that other place in the past that I'd have no interest in seeing.

Joe Guy wrote:

TPFKA@W wrote:JoeGuy would try and sniff my butt by way of greeting. Pass.

I would only do that if you weren't wearing pants and I was trying to locate where an offensive odor was coming from. Hopefully, that would rule you out.

Otherwise, I would treat you like a normal woman and attempt to have a conversation with you about the art of tripping kids and being mean to puppies.

I don't think there is any current poster here that I wouldn't want to meet. There were some people here and at that other place in the past that I'd have no interest in seeing.

So if I were wearing a skirt you would in fact sniff my butt. I knew it.
Pass.

TPFKA@W wrote: So if I were wearing a skirt you would in fact sniff my butt. I knew it.
Pass.

Only if you weren't wearing pants...

Well were I wearing a skirt I would not be wearing pants. You little beast.

I do not think there's anyone here I would not want to meet. Some as you seem decent folks,. some out of curiosity as to what you are like IRL, some out of clinical interest.

I would LOVE to meet rubato.

TPFKA@W wrote:Well were I wearing a skirt I would not be wearing pants. You little beast.

Most women that I know wear a type of pants underneath their skirts. It has a name that ryhmes with 'can't tease.'

And now I know I've gone where no one has gone before with this conversation.

Beam me up Scotty! A strange life form is headed my way.

Gob wrote:I do not think there's anyone here I would not want to meet. Some as you seem decent folks,. some out of curiosity as to what you are like IRL, some out of clinical interest.

I would LOVE to meet rubato.

Out of...morbid curiosity?

I'll add Jarl, to my list.


We can talk cars and guns!

You just want to try out my S&W Model 29.

Gob wrote:I do not think there's anyone here I would not want to meet. Some as you seem decent folks,. some out of curiosity as to what you are like IRL, some out of clinical interest.

Put your DSM-V (or whatever you use in OZ) away...... I'm unclassifiable and certifiable!

Jarlaxle wrote:You just want to try out my S&W Model 29.

Indeed and help you wrench on a few cars.

can you change the drive belt on a Honda helix?

A motor scooter?

HUH?

Joe Guy wrote:

TPFKA@W wrote:Well were I wearing a skirt I would not be wearing pants. You little beast.

Most women that I know wear a type of pants underneath their skirts. It has a name that ryhmes with 'can't tease.'

And now I know I've gone where no one has gone before with this conversation.

Beam me up Scotty! A strange life form is headed my way.

I am sorry that you do not understand the difference in pants and underpants.

TPFKA@W wrote: I am sorry that you do not understand the difference in pants and underpants.

I'm sorry that you do not understand that wearing underpants means you have pants on.

Joe Guy wrote:

TPFKA@W wrote: I am sorry that you do not understand the difference in pants and underpants.

I'm sorry that you do not understand that wearing underpants means you have pants on.

I am sorry that you do not understand that it does not.

I'm just sorry...

Who On This BBS Would You Like To Meet In Real Life?

The nice thing about that is how vague it is...there's more than one kind of "meet"...

There's "meet" as in, "I'd like to meet this person for a drink or lunch"....

And then there's "meet" as in, "I'd like to meet this person in a dark alley if I had the drop on them"....