The worse film I have ever seen.

[Scooter]

Piranha 3D. Easily the most ridiculous film ever made. Why actors like Chris Lloyd, Elizabeth Shue and Jerry O'Connell ever agreed to be associated with this schlock, I'll never know. It's like Girls Gone Wild meets a meat grinder.

And then there is the infamous penis scene (warning - CGI sexual organs and gore towards end):

[Crackpot]

I'm surprised that there is someone who'd admit to watching it

[Scooter]

Late last night, it came on as I was sitting at my computer. It caught my attention when I saw Richard Dreyfuss in the opening scene, then I saw the opening credits and saw the names of a whole slew of decent actors, so I started to watch. My attention wasn't diverted away from my computer for long. But it was one of those movies that is so bad you have to see how it turns out. Hence the penis scene.

[Gob]

Lesbian Vampire Killers. watched about 20 mins of it on a flight from Japan, utter arse.

[Scooter]

Does the title mean "killers of lesbian vampires" or "lesbian vampires who kill" or "lesbians who kill vampires"?

[Sue U]

That's how they hook you into watching.

[loCAtek]

You notice, how all of these stinkers are "monster" movies?

Not that there aren't some good 'Creature Features', (The Tremors Trilogy comes to mind) but they're in the minority. Somebody back in the day decided Horror movies didn't need plots nor acting; just lots and lots of SPX-bloody-SPX.

[Crackpot]

The Covenant and The Lost Boys: The Tribe

the only good thing to come out of it

It proved that my wife has horrible taste in choosing movies to rent effectively giving me veto power.

[loCAtek]

I was trying to think of a really bad film that wasn't a SPX-fest; best I could come up with was;

Boxing Hellena - Mad Surgeon becomes obsessed with a beautiful b!tch and
kidnappers her. To make her love him- he dopes her up, and cuts off her arms and legs. The whole illusion of the actress becoming a quadriplegic is done by putting her in a little throne/box, that the mad doctor worships at;




Totally convincing, 'eh?

[Crackpot]

I liked that movie

[loCAtek]

Let me guess, you thought the libertine, deserved it?

[Crackpot]

I just like movies that are your general mindfuck. One questionable move leads to another larger questionable moveand so on and so forth until the whole situation get completely divorced form any reality.

I also gather you didn't make it to the end

[Crackpot]

Boxing Helena like "Very Bad Things" is a morality play something that teaches you what is right by conversly showing what happens when you do it wrong.

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I didn't get the "joke" of "Very bad things" until the very last scene the first time I saw it. I watched in abject horror unitil then when the "reality" of the situation finally broke through the hooror and revulsion that had been building from (nearly) the beginning of the movie melted into laughter.

[Rick]

Then you enjoyed the Saw series...

[loCAtek]

I also gather you didn't make it to the end

Been a while, something about it was all dream? Shocking !

[Crackpot]

I enjoyed the first one was going to watch the second but by the time I got round to it the 5th one was out and I lost intrest

[Scooter]

Lesbian Vampire Killers. watched about 20 mins of it on a flight from Japan, utter arse.

Ok, this is creepy. I had never heard of this movie before, you mention it the other day, and just now I was checking the program guide and it starts in 45 min.

[Gob]

LOL!! Let me know what you think...

[Scooter]

I made it thru about 10 min. I can't believe someone thought spending money to make this was a good idea.

[loCAtek]

Why bother with their sexuality?

I though vampires were the 'undead': creatures that couldn't do living things like eat, drink, breathe and make whoopie?