Shake what yo mama gave you
Make some bread fo' me
Take a bath in an old wine cask
I'll do anything you ask
Mambo mumbo jumbo
Them things are hangin' out
Tuck them in then let them out
Toss 'em turn 'em shake 'em about
Rah rah rah!
You don't need no bra
Spray some water on them now
Oops you look just like a cow
moo....
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:15 pm
by Lord Jim
That's just disturbing...
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:44 pm
by Gob
That reminds me, we're running low on washing powder...
Oh,and milk.
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:39 am
by Scooter
Apparently the judges had a different kind of woman in mind:
Austrian bearded drag queen Conchita Wurst won the 59th edition of the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday with a James Bond-inspired entry that had unleashed a wave of protests in eastern Europe before the competition.
The power ballad, "Rise Like a Phoenix," helped Wurst — the alter ego of 25-year-old Thomas Neuwirth — secure Austria's second victory in the competition with 290 points. The country also won in 1966.
"This is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom," a tearful Wurst said as she accepted the trophy from Denmark's Emmelie de Forrest, who won the contest last year. "We are unity."