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An hour-long documentary about a person getting dental work might seem an odd idea for a Christmas TV special, but then these aren’t just anyone’s teeth: they’re the infamous gnashers of Pogues singer Shane MacGowan.




The 57-year-old is the star of Shane MacGowan: A Wreck Reborn, which chronicles the transformation of the singer’s mouth from a graveyard of long-departed fangs to a showcase for 28 gleaming new dentures on a titanium frame.

The documentary will air on Sunday night on Sky Arts. Starring alongside the Fairytale of New York singer is Darragh Mulrooney, an Irish dental surgeon who gamely took on a job he described as being as big as it gets.

Interviewed by the Independent in advance of the programme, Mulrooney agreed that the task was “the Everest of dentistry”, adding: “There was a whole team required to get to the summit.”

Even as a young man, MacGowan first gained renown with the Pogues in the 1980s, his teeth were the source of considerable awe and concern, his open singing mouth revealing an incomplete and irregular set.

Years of alcohol and drug abuse took a further toll and MacGowan’s last natural tooth disappeared about seven years ago. In 2009 he had a set of dentures made, but described them as “a botch”.

Advance photos of the new work show a row of even white teeth broken up only by a single gold tooth the singer insisted on getting.

The nine-hour procedure took place at the instigation of MacGowan’s girlfriend, Victoria Clarke. Mulrooney said he had to consider not just appearance but the potential effect on MacGowan’s distinctive rasping singing voice.

“Shane recorded most of his great works when he had some teeth to work with,” he said. “The question on everyone’s lips is how it will affect his voice. The tongue is a finely attuned muscle and it makes precise movements. We’ve effectively retuned his instrument and that will be an ongoing process.”

The new teeth have, however, already expanded his diet. The dentist added: “There was a moving moment when someone gave Shane an apple to eat … something he hadn’t done in 20 years.”

MajGenl.Meade wrote:Who?

When television is good, nothing — not the theater, not the magazines or newspapers — nothing is better.

But when television is bad, nothing is worse.  I invite each of you to sit down in front of your television set when your station goes on the air and stay there, for a day, without a book, without a magazine, without a newspaper, without a profit and loss sheet or a rating book to distract you.  Keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off.  I can assure you that what you will observe is a vast wasteland.

You will see a procession of game shows, formula comedies about totally unbelievable families, blood and thunder, mayhem, violence, sadism, murder, western bad men, western good men, private eyes, gangsters, more violence, and cartoons.  And endlessly, commercials — many screaming, cajoling, and offending.  And most of all, boredom.  True, you'll see a few things you will enjoy.  But they will be very, very few.  And if you think I exaggerate, I only ask you to try it.
.....Newton Minow, who was chairman of the FCC at the time, in a speech delivered 9 May 1961 to the National Association of Broadcasters, Washington, DC

MajGenl.Meade wrote:Who?

He was also a member of the Nipple Erectors

Sinéad O'Connor.

Lord Jim wrote:Finally a name I recognize...

best known as the lead singer and songwriter of Celtic trad punk band the Pogues

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