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A modern "pop song", with sign language and subtitles...

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I just wonder when the SJWs are going to set their sights on ASL. There are more than a few “problematic” signs that have worked their way into the shorthand.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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How demeaning and disgusting
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That has to be the most revolting, repulsive, disgusting 'song' I've ever heard — and in my sixty-five years and counting, I've heard a lot.

And please — don't fall all over yourselves trying to find even worse examples.  I'm sure they're probably out there, just like rape, torture, and snuff films, but I think I can live what's left of my life without actually seeing or hearing any of them.
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Macaroni in a pot????
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Remember when THESE were considered examples of "offensive" or "obscene" songs?


 


Remember when 'Tipper' Gore got upset when her 11-year-old daughter was parroting the lyrics to a Prince song ('Darling Nikki') and forced the music industry to 'self-designate' offensive lyrics or themes — which the music industry managed to get watered down to only labeling for "explicit content"?

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(incidentally, do they even use this any more, now that everything is streamed or downloaded rather than sold as a physical album or CD?)

My, my, how times have changed!!
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So songs with explicit lyrics about sex are vulgar and unacceptable but photos of nearly naked women and men are all good.

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BoSoxGal wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:47 pm
So songs with explicit lyrics about sex are vulgar and unacceptable but photos of nearly naked women and men are all good.

Weird community.
And if YOUR 11-year-old daughter (or granddaughter) were to start running around singing about being "tied up" and "riding a dick" with her "wet-ass pussy" — or were to come up and ask you what a 'Kegel' was, I wonder just how complacent you would be then.  There's a time, a place, and a certain level of maturity required for all things — and I shouldn't have to be telling you this; you should already know it.
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Nobody is advocating abandoning the responsibility to supervise minors and the media content they consume, where on earth did you come up with that ridiculous argument?

Smut has existed for eons, and it has always been the responsibility of parents and other guardians to filter smut from the content consumed by their kids. Some meet that obligation, some don’t.

But honestly on the scale of things that are harmful to the developing world view of children - particularly young females - a song with ‘raunchy’ lyrics that celebrates sexual intercourse as something fun and pleasurable is a shitload less offensive and harmful than the dozens and dozens of prime time TV programs that depict the horrific victimization of girls and women by rape, beating, murder and dismemberment which are so popular as to almost seem to be a cultural celebration of woman as prey. Nobody ever seems to express any shock or horror about that phenomenon.
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Ah, whatabout whatabout? It's just filth - not smut. Not sexual. Just shit
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BoSoxGal wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 5:07 pm
- a song with ‘raunchy’ lyrics that celebrates sexual intercourse as something fun and pleasurable
Have you even read the lyrics?  I did, and I've excerpted some of them for you:
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring
...
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
...
Pay my tuition just to kiss me On this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna See some wet ass pussy
...
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1, just like his credit
That sounds more like someone who is looking for a quid pro quo, and you and I both know what word(s) describe that sort of woman.  Let's just say that they are not someone who, in YOUR words, 'celebrates sexual intercourse as something fun and pleasurable'.
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When you put it that way, women have been offering sex in exchange for having their economic needs met for millennia. It's called marriage, which by your standards would make every married woman a prostitute and every marital home a whorehouse.
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Hard Day’s Night depicts the same essential concepts, just gentler language.

Oh I guess old farts freaked out over the Beatles, too, didn’t they?
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright, oww
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
Oh, it's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright
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I've never said it wasn't.  You DO know that when you get married you are required to get a license and enter into a marriage contract, duly sealed, notarized, and signed in front of witnesses, just like any other business endeavor?  That's why it takes legal actions and decrees to dissolve a marriage.

The pledges about "forsaking all others" and agreeing to "love, honor, and cherish until death do us part" just wraps it up into a prettier, more palatable package than a short-time, cash only business arrangement between Horn-dog Hank and Mattress Mary in a seedy motel or massage parlor.
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There's a difference between implicit and explicit.

There's a difference between a hint and a two-by-four to the cranium.
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy

Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me
Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet ass pussy

Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly dang
That swang in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo

Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name
Ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet ass pussy, uh
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)
BSG, I dare you to read the above lyrics, out loud, all the way through, and then examine your feelings afterward.
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Are you guys for serious?

Has none of you ever watched pornography? Are you all ‘sex only in the sacred undergarments’ Mormons or something?

It’s raunch, a drop of raunch in an ocean of raunch that permeates this culture.

Why is this one raunchy song such a trigger for y’all?
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Econoline wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:34 pm
There's a difference between a hint and a two-by-four to the cranium.
(There's some whores in this house).......
We would never have seen someone try do that one on the Ed Sullivan show... 8-)

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A woman sharing lewd and explicit thoughts about sex, my god, the world is ending.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


If you don’t like it, scroll on by. It’s nothing different than the explicit content of all sorts that men have been making (and making money off of) forever.
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BoSoxGal wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:52 pm
Are you guys for serious?

Has none of you ever watched pornography? Are you all ‘sex only in the sacred undergarments’ Mormons or something?

It’s raunch, a drop of raunch in an ocean of raunch that permeates this culture.

Why is this one raunchy song such a trigger for y’all?
You know, you're right.  It's just a bunch of words, words that someone else says has dirty or offensive connotations.  And as George Carlin said, "There are no bad words. Bad thoughts.  Bad intentions.  And wo-o-o-o-ords!"

If I remember correctly, you're a lawyer or have some sort of connection with the legal profession.  So the next time you're talking with your colleagues, start talking about YOUR wet-ass pussy, and how you gotta have a deep stroker who's a Henny drinker (Hennessy, an upscale brand of cognac that, like other expensive liquors and champagnes, has been adopted by rappers and other showboating blacks to prove that they is someone) and a weed smoker, or how you wanna suck on someone's king cobra until it hits that little dangly dang that swang in the back of your throat.  Oh — and don't forget to toss a couple of references to 'niggas' in there too.

Let us know how that works out for you.
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For the record, I also don't like it, and don't listen to it, when male "singers" perform this sort of "music".

And yes, I watch porn, but only when I go looking for it...and I wouldn't expect it, and would at least be embarrassed and annoyed if I encountered it in a popular/public situation. And if I were to post anything as visually sexually explicit (in the "Eye Candy" thread, say) I would fully expect many of you to be upset and offended (so I won't do that).



ETA: also, for the record, I would make a clear distinction between nudity and explicit, actual sex.
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