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If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:02 am
by Scooter
A Man for All Seasonings - Henry VIII's cook gets a bit too inventive with the spices, ruining the king's favorite dish and causing him to be executed on Tower Hill
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan finally gets her revenge on Tonya
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:45 am
by datsunaholic
Blue Streaking: Winter fun in the nude.
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:22 am
by Scooter
The Wizzing - the lack of public restrooms in Oz caused the yellow brick road to get its name
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:44 am
by Econoline
- Silver Streak poster.jpg (53.16 KiB) Viewed 486 times
“SILVER STREAKING”
Senior-citizen exhibitionists
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:23 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
When Harry met Sally Ing
President Truman's secret affair with a Chinese spy
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:26 pm
by Burning Petard
UPING about NYCity Real Estate developers harassing senior citizens.
UP is just about my favorite modern movie.
snailgate.
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:00 pm
by datsunaholic
Watership Downing
A group of anthropomorphized rabbits attempt to set up a new warren in the Prime Minister's office
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:27 pm
by Econoline
Die Harding
About the death of the 29th POTUS.
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:51 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
I'm All Right Jacking
Belated 1950's companion piece to Reefer Madness warning against the dangers of masturbation
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:29 am
by Econoline
"Rebel Mooning"
A group of Confederate soldiers decide to escalate the Civil War by turning backwards and dropping trou.
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 2:27 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Gone with the Winding
A Swiss horologist's race to find a replacement mainspring for Lincoln's alarm clock before Inauguration Day.
(PG violence, language, blood, smoking, jazz)
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:55 pm
by Joe Guy
Schindler's Listing
Hilarity ensues as Oskar Shindler (Steve Martin) and his wife (Diane Keaton) prepare to sell their home in Ostrava before moving to Krakow. When flamboyant real estate agent (Martin Short) arrives to stage their home for them, the laughs begin and just keep on coming....
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 9:49 pm
by Burning Petard
Joe, you gotta work Danny Divito into the cast. This one I would pay movie theater prices to see.
snailgate
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:44 pm
by Sue U
Knives Outing
Cutlery take a day trip to a country estate.
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 12:38 am
by Crackpot
The shininging?!
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 12:49 am
by Joe Guy
Burning Petard wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 9:49 pm
Joe, you gotta work Danny Divito into the cast. This one I would pay movie theater prices to see.
With a special guest appearance by Danny DeVito as
Schmadolf, the sidesplittingly humorous moving van driver and wannabee Nazi who became a truck driver after failing to meet the military's height requirements.
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Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:43 am
by datsunaholic
Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
A teenage serial killer skips school to rain terror on the citizens of Chicago.
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:44 am
by Scooter
Priscilla, Queen of the Deserting
A trio of army recruits go AWOL and begin a new life as drag queens
Re: If you wrote the script
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:42 pm
by Econoline
Kill Billing
An angry customer, after receiving one too many erroneous bills from a large corporation, turns homocidal and begins a plan to exterminate the entire corporate department responsible for the mess.