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Trump this!

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:07 pm
by Gob
In November 2010 Queen guitarist, Brian May, gave his permission for a new version of Bohemian Rhapsody to highlight what he described as 'a horrible example of bullying the defenceless by a rich man who apparently can buy anyone or anything he wants.'.

This has now resulted in a satirical music video featuring a three-foot puppet of Trump strutting, strumming, and warbling his way through a rewritten version of the iconic chart-topping hit.

To find out more about why this video was made, go to www.trippinguptrump.com


his is a story of destruction and greed a story of lies and treachery of how one many used his power and money to diminish the TRUTH

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Donald Trump sings a song of relentless determination and unparalleled ego in his battle for 'The Great Dunes of Scotland':

This is the real thing, living the fantasy
Started a landslide, no escaping our destiny
Open your eyes, look up and you'll see me
I'm just a rich kid, I'm no non-entity
Although it's sleazy come, sleazy go
Tell little lies, so who's to know?
Demo if you want to, doesn't really matter... to me

Listen, you better understand, that I'm gonna see this through
And there ain't nothing you can do, I've got the power, because I'm filthy rich
And you ain't got two beams ain't that a b**ch, I'm Donald.. oh oh oh oh
Sitting in my private jet, and I thank God it's never failed me yet
Flying high in the sky, and you don't really matter

Too late, you'll never stop me now, I've bought up all the land, and the council were just grand
But momma, that's Mary MacLeod from the Isle of lewis, would be proud of me
After all she was as Scottish as can be, oh Scotland, Och aye the noo, how I love those kilts and pipes, and I love haggis and neeps and tatties too,
yes I love a wee dram, and yes I love to toss the caber
and yes I love that funny hairy sporan thing, the way it swings against my crotch and bashes my balls when I least expect it
I love it all because at heart I'm a Scotsman not a Sassenach
And I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you all to the biggest, the best, the finest and the most environmentally friendly golf course ever - the great Dunes of Scotland

I know a grubby little peasant of a man,
Michael Forbes, Michael Forbes, says I'm stuck in a bunker
He's a village idiot and who's afraid of him, not me
Michael Forbes, Michael Forbes, Michael Forbes, Michael Forbes,
Local hero, local hero, Michael Forbes,
I've got my golf course and frankly I don't give a damn
We've got a golf course and we don't give a toss about anything or anybody in our way

Build it fast, build it slow, will they let me build my empire
no, they will not let you stay
let me stay, my clubhouse, they will not let you stay
but who says, aw hoots man they're blowing you away
nothing more, will not let you stay, are you sure
Blowing you away, let me stay, no no no no no no no no
mommie mary, mommie mary, mommie mary, hear my prayer
bielsabub has done a job for someone, that's me
och aye, och aye, hoots

So you think you can hurt me by saying I lied
Let me tell you there's nothing my money can't buy
Ooh momma, they'll never stop me my momma
I'll never give up, never gonna give up til I win

You don't really matter, it's plain for all to see
You don't really matter, you don't really matter, to me
Are we going? No, no, no....

Re: Trump this!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:47 pm
by Lord Jim
The first one in months...

(I'm sure that due to the tireless efforts of our crack team of ever vigilant admins that shortly this post won't seem to make sense, so I'll point out now that at the time I wrote it, there was a spam post above this one.)

Re: Trump this!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:54 pm
by Crackpot
Vigilante? that a typo or are you making a comment on thier methods?

Re: Trump this!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:31 pm
by Lord Jim
That was a typo...

Which I guess now I'll have to leave up unless I want to make CP look silly....let's see...I think I've got a coin here....

It's tails....

You lose.... :D

Re: Trump this!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:36 pm
by Crackpot
Not like it's the first time you've done that to me.

Re: Trump this!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:46 pm
by Gob
Jim, I got shot of that post.

IF THE ABOVE LINK FAILS...

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:15 pm
by RayThom

Re: Trump this!

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:35 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Hello RayThom!

MEADE, YOU OLD SNAPPING TURTLE

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:41 pm
by RayThom
You appear to be sound and hardy and able to take on another day. Obviously, you have gotten over all that Cemetery Ridge bitterness with Sickles and are moving on to your full advantage.

Anyway, I hope the change of climate and continent is serving you well on your mission and life quest. Better living through prayer and good works. A noble cause, for sure. All my best.

BTW -- I think Leonard Cohen is wonderful. And the chord that David played pleased me, too. Hallelujah!