JILLY JOHNSON AS SHE REALLY IS: Here, I’ve had my hair blow-dried, and my make-up applied professionally, but this is the real me. You can see the sun-damage on my decolletage, the crow’s feet round my eyes, and the beginnings of crepey skin around my neck
WITH A LITTLE RE-TOUCHING: HERE, the wrinkles around my eyes and neck have been smoothed. My jaw has also been subtly sculpted, the vein on my forehead removed and the blemishes on my chest erased. My skin tone has been evened out, too
FULL GLOSSY MAG MAKEOVER: This is my favourite of the three images - although it bears little resemblance to the real me. I love how the airbrush has blitzed all my wrinkles and plumped up my lips. My eyes are now sparkling and my jaw-line more defined
Jilly in 1977. 'I feel I owe it to those who knew me in my heyday to preserve a glamorous image,' she said
For example, I'm sure someone could take a photo of me and using widely available software could even make me look bad.
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:24 am
by Gob
Joe Guy wrote:The camera doesn't lie.
The photo enhancing software lies.
Fair comment.
For example, I'm sure someone could take a photo of me and using widely available software could even make me look bad.
Ya think? Here's one of you I took earlier, I'll have a crack at making you look bad.
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:36 am
by Joe Guy
Gob wrote:
For example, I'm sure someone could take a photo of me and using widely available software could even make me look bad.
Ya think?
I'm telling ya. Software nowadays can do things you'd never had thought possible years ago....
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:46 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Who's the old woman sticking out of Joe's butt?
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:36 pm
by Joe Guy
I edited that part out of the story of my colonoscopy.
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:31 pm
by Gob
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:02 am
by loCAtek
~Heh, guess which of those two are snipped and photoshopped? [..and taking steroids?]
Carefull Gob, your jealousy of Madonna is showing.
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:19 pm
by Gob
Madonna knows how to get publicity, and she’s using all the tricks in her book. On stage in Istanbul this week, she purposely bared a nipple. The result is a viral video. After the nipple is presented, she turns her back to the crowd. And on her back is a tattoo (stenciled, hopefully) that reads: “No Fear.” You gotta give her credit. First it was the Lady Gaga cover and “She’s not me.” Now this. There’s going to have to be a p.r. stunt once a week through the summer as Madonna tours the world and approaches America. It’s kind of enthralling. With the “MDNA” album gone, Madge has to keep stoking the fires. I love the look on her face, too, when she completes her own “wardrobe malfunction.”
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:50 am
by loCAtek
Okay, and tell me she wasn't lip-syncing the whole thing, to her limp boobie?
Re: The camera lies
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:22 pm
by Gob
Now she gets her arse out!
After flashing her nipple in Turkey the other day, Madonna continued to strip down on the latest stop of her body part peep show tour by showing off her mother-of-four butt in Italy on Tuesday.
While performing her hit song "Human Nature" again, the Queen of Pop unzipped her pants and exposed her lacy thong-clad 53-year-old taut backside to the crowd at Rome's Stadio Olimpico.
With controversial swastika references, Lady Gaga jabs and plenty of MILF nudity, Madge's MDNA tour has something for, er, everyone.
Not a bad arse at all for a woman of...ermmmm...my age.... I wonder if she's had a bum lift?
