Boring, or fruitcake?

Got jokes? Funny images? Your tales of disaster? Youtube links?
Post them and share them.
Let the world laugh with you, (more fun if it's at you!)
Post Reply
User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Boring, or fruitcake?

Post by Gob »

When Leila Johnston was growing up she knew she was different from her friends.

Image

While their bedroom walls were plastered with the latest popstars, hers was covered with a giant picture of the nearby IBM building. While they played with dolls and Lego, she played with IBM computer components brought home from the nearby Inverclyde plant by friends and family. Yes, Leila, 33, is a self-confessed IBM addict. And proud.

Her obsession with the American technology company is such that she has spent the last year tracking down IBM tills in shops, cafes and pharmacists and posting them online. She was even given the chance to bring her strange obsession to a live audience when she was asked to speak at the annual Boring Festival in London earlier this month. She opened her address with: 'I know I’ll never be able to get them all, but I’ve found I can’t stop.

'It’s as though the logo sings out to me. IBM tills are a beacon of research and intelligence hidden in the plain sight of consumerism' When she spots an IBM till she takes a picture, plots its location and uploads it to her blog, for other IBM fanatics out there who appreciate the technology's beauty.

Leila is quite aware of the randomness of her hobby, but defends it to the hilt.'It sounds… unusual, I realise, but I believe it’s no stranger than bird watching or trainspotting. I’ve found an elusive thin-client series 300 and the almost-unheard-of series 700.'
Why Leila simply loves IBM

'They have the most patents generated by any company in 19 consecutive years'
'They’re consistently voted most respected, admired and innovative company'
'They are the inventor of ATMs, hard disks, magnetic stripes, various programming languages......... and the PC.'
.

For those reading this and interested in joining Leila in capturing on camera IBM tills across Britain, it's not as simple as it sounds. On her blog she lists 'The Golden Rules of IBM Spotting' ('because the public can’t really be relied upon for these kinds of projects, I came up with some rules') she outlines the process to which 'spotters' must adhere. 'IBM logo must be clearly visible in the photo and you must photograph exactly as you find it. Do not interfere with the scene', she writes.

If an IBM spotter ever has the rare fortune of stumbling across more than one piece of IBM equipment in the one shot, they are advised 'to email me immediately' because 'it's quite rare to find a full set in the wild', she says.


Image Image
Image
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
Lord Jim
Posts: 29716
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pm
Location: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF

Re: Boring, or fruitcake?

Post by Lord Jim »

Gee, from the subject line, I assumed this was going to be another Leonard Cohen thread....
ImageImageImage

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 21464
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: Boring, or fruitcake?

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

Lord Jim wrote:Gee, from the subject line, I assumed this was going to be another Leonard Cohen thread....
Aha LJ! You have fallen for Gob's nefarious trap!

This thread is a lure to gather posts from the most boring or fruitcakey people on this board - and you my friend have just . . . have just . . . have . . . oh . . .

Never mind :oops:

Meade
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

oldr_n_wsr
Posts: 10838
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:59 am

Re: Boring, or fruitcake?

Post by oldr_n_wsr »

I just sent you all fruitcakes bearing the IBM logo. Happy......whatever......



yes I re-gifted.

Post Reply