Paddy goes to a florist and says; "I'd like to buy some flowers for my girlfriend.""
The florist says; "Certainly, what is it you're after?"
Paddy says; "A tit wank"
Say it with flowers
Say it with flowers
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Say it with flowers
I was watching a film with my little boy last night as the wife was out.
He said; "Dad I'm getting scared, is that lady going to die?"
I said; "Probably son, judging by the size of that horse's cock..."
He said; "Dad I'm getting scared, is that lady going to die?"
I said; "Probably son, judging by the size of that horse's cock..."
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Say it with flowers
I went to hospital with a toilet brush up my arse.
The doctor asked; "How did this happen?"
I said; "Well, I met this fit lass in a club, one thing led to another and we ended up back at mine........"
He asked "Into the kinky stuff was she?"
"No", I replied "My wife was home".
The doctor asked; "How did this happen?"
I said; "Well, I met this fit lass in a club, one thing led to another and we ended up back at mine........"
He asked "Into the kinky stuff was she?"
"No", I replied "My wife was home".
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Say it with flowers
"What are you watching?"
"Loose Women."
"Who's on this week?"
"They haven't stopped bitching and moaning, so I'm guessing all four of them."
"Loose Women."
"Who's on this week?"
"They haven't stopped bitching and moaning, so I'm guessing all four of them."
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”