A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a load of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest cock."
Psychology
Psychology
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”