"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem Dude?"
"I'm in Australia with the girl-friend. She's been stung on the minge by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up."
"Awww. Bummer Dude!"
"Thanks mate. Bye"
Foster's helpline
Foster's helpline
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
