Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits

[dales]

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/04/11 ... ttle-else/

A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.

The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.

No one has been arrested.

[Lord Jim]

The Line Up should be interesting...

[Gob]

Oh god, there but for the grace of god.....

[Joe Guy]

So it looks like they have two suspects that were standing abreast.

[Econoline]

Police have taken the entire staff of the nearest Hooters into custody for questioning...

[oldr_n_wsr]

All the Hooters on LI have closed down.

[Econoline]

More suspects brought in for questioning and to stand in a lineup...





(Be careful, Joe, you may be harboring a pair of criminals!)

[Long Run]

I hear melontonin can help with this vision problem.