Moses, Jesus, and some old Geezer are on the first tee up in heaven.
Moses tees off, hits the ball toward a lake on the side of the fairway, but before the ball can land he runs up, spreads his arms, the water opens up so that the ball strikes a rock on the dry lakebed, and bounces harmlessly up on to the fairway.
"Nice shot," says Jesus.
Jesus tees off and his shot caroms off the side of his club, hits a tree trunk and bounces out to the center of the fairway, 300 yards out.
The geezer snorts at them and hits his tee shot. Wham, off to the side, it bounces off a tree and into the water, where it lands on the back of a crocodile. A hawk swoops down, snatches the ball from the crocodile's back, flies over the green and drops it. A squirrel runs up onto the green, picks up the ball and desposits it into the cup for a hole in one!
Jesus looks over at the geezer and says, "Nice shot, dad."