Why I'm dumping you.
Why I'm dumping you.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Why I'm dumping you.
PMLVegans do not eat bacon, dumbass.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Re: Why I'm dumping you.
I this person male or female?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: Why I'm dumping you.
I was wondering if it was one guy to another. If it were a heterosexual couple there are incongruities either way.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Re: Why I'm dumping you.
Water on cereal?
Dumping's not good enough; he should be committed....
Dumping's not good enough; he should be committed....
If it's heterosexual, I think this is the giveaway on that:I this person male or female?
Women don't usually ask men to wear "something sexy"..."Put on something sexy, we're going to Red Lobster"
Re: Why I'm dumping you.
But a heterosexual man whose favourite actor is Kirk Cameron, has posters of Michael Phelps in a speedo, and can name all the guys in One Direction? Not even the most metrosexual heterosexual.
Hence, two gay guys.
Hence, two gay guys.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose