Nature SUCKS!

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Jarlaxle
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Nature SUCKS!

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There is a fucking cricket in my BEDROOM! :arg :arg :arg :arg
Treat Gaza like Carthage.
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dales
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Re: Nature SUCKS!

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shoot the damned thing!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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oldr_n_wsr
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When my wife and I were still dating, we were down her basement sitting on her couch watching TV and out from under the radiator comes this cricket crawling across the floor. My future wife screems and jumps up. She's yelling at me to kill it (she thought it was a cockroach) but by then the thing ran to wherever. We heard the damn thing chirping that whole summer. I tried finding it with no luck. Anytime i got close, it would stop chirping.
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