Who's Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All?

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Who's Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All?

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Wesley Warren Jr., that's who. It's no contest:
Man with 132 lb. scrotum gets TLC show

TLC has some pretty big balls putting this on the air.

The cable network has just announced a special titled The Man With the 132 lb. Scrotum. Yes, this is happening. Yes, there are photos. We put them semi-discretely below the text, but beware: Once you see a man with a 132-pound scrotum, you cannot unsee him.

The special chronicles the challenges of Wesley Warren Jr., a 49-year-old Las Vegas resident who is living with a rare medical condition called “scrotal lymphedema.” The show will follow “Wes’s life as he deals with day-to-day challenges that are easy for most people. Due to the large size of his scrotum, Wes has difficulty with simple tasks like walking, preparing meals and even going to the restroom.” In the show and in public, Warren wears a hoodie to keep it his scrotum covered up.

More from the channel: “According to Wes, it all began one night in 2008 when he awoke to sharp shooting pains. Afterward, the tissue around his testicles began to swell and grew bigger ever since. It’s estimated that they were growing at an alarming rate of at least 3 lbs per month. The Man With the 132 lb. Scrotum, which highlights the difficulties of living with this bizarre situation, also reveals Wes’s many attempts to find appropriate medical care and raise money for the surgery he desperately needs.”

Notes a professor of urology, Dr. Joel Gelman: “The main specimen, after surgery, was 132 lbs, but we can’t accurately predict its total weight. With an additional specimen, tissue and cell fluid not taken into overall consideration, the starting weight could have been over 160 lbs.”

The one-hour special airs Monday, Aug. 19. So what do you think? Was TLC savvy to package this as a special? Or should the executive who ordered it get sacked?
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/07/31/man-scrotum-show/
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This was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. (WARNING: It is strongly advised that you not view this with food or liquids in your mouth.)

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Okay, now this surprises me...

I figured by now this thread would be full of bad testicle puns....
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Lord Jim wrote:Okay, now this surprises me...

I figured by now this thread would be full of bad testicle puns....
It's probably because nobody has the balls to attempt to make nut puns and people think they will be perceived as a dick.

Testically, that's a good assumption.

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Now that's more like it... :ok
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I feel badly for the man with the actual problem and hope you realize that his life is likely a lving hell.

Not that I would expect one iota of compassion from many in this group.

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TPFKA@W wrote:I feel badly for the man with the actual problem and hope you realize that his life is likely a lving hell.

Not that I would expect one iota of compassion from many in this group.
I feel badly for him too.

It would be frustrating going to a party and being mistaken for a bean bag chair.

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The Man With the 10 Stone Testicles was on here a few weeks ago.

Poor guy, it must be hell.

Having said that It spawned some pretty funny tweets...
'The man with the 10 stone testicles' on C4 could be given a positive spin and be called 'the man with the free space hopper'

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Why would they title the clip Josh Duhamel's1's 3132-lbscrotum?
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