Drowning risk assessment

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Gob
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Drowning risk assessment

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Residents living near a stream measuring fewer than three inches deep are asking why a water company installed a life-saving ring next to it.

The orange lifebuoy has been put up alongside a brook in Fetcham, Surrey, which, accordingly to locals, is barely deep enough to cover the top of their shoes if they walk into it.

But Thames Water deemed the life-saving equipment necessary after doing a recent 'health and safety' review which suggested safety precautions were needed beside the brook which, even after heavy rain, barely reaches six inches deep.

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I can see a way that this could make sense...

Do any government bureaucrats live a long this "stream" ? I'm sure they could figure out a way to drown in three inches of water; the life preserver might come in handy for them...
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Long Run
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Re: Drowning risk assessment

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That or a relative has the concession for providing safety devices along "waterways" in the county.

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