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Gob
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He's back!

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Lord Jim
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Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is conducting an improv workshop with some aspiring young actors. He picks out two of them to work him in an improvisational scene and says:

"Okay, we're all going to be Baroque Composers in this one. You be Telemann...You be Vivaldi...

Und I'll be Bach...."
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I haven't seen any responses here...

Am I the only one who thinks that joke is incredibly funny? (Even re-reading it gives me a chuckle)

Is my attitude towards the humor of this joke as singular and lonely as CP's "what smells like shit in here?" bathroom line? :?
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Joe Guy
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You could have stopped at "Arnold Schwarzenegger is conducting an improv workshop..."

That had me rolling across my living room floor!!

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