Storm in a C-cup - 130,000 boobs lost at sea
More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.
Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.
The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.
A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.
Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.
``Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are,'' Pintado said.
``If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.''
http://www.watoday.com.au/national/stor ... rom=smh_ft
Anyone seen our tits?
Anyone seen our tits?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Anyone seen our tits?
sounds to me like they're full of hot air.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: Anyone seen our tits?
I had a mental image of Somali pirates with fake breasts."Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are,'' Pintado said.
Anyone else?Yo ho ho!
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Re: Anyone seen our tits?
I suggest someone contact Sponge Bob and Patrick.................they can find them.I had a mental image of Somali pirates with fake breasts. Anyone else?
Yo ho ho!
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.