I mis-read it as " house CLEANING". I thought it was a cunning plan to actually get employment.HOUSE CLEARING
Lucy has been called in to rebalance the energies and remove unwanted disruptions from many sacred sites both locally and globally, including Glastonbury, Graceland and Culloden. Over the years Lucy has cleared the homes of many in South Africa, Australia, UK, India and USA, with these homes being returned back to their original harmonious state.
The cost to have your home cleared is AU$110, with these sessions taking between 40 minutes to an hour to complete.
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Imagine if you had hired her, having also misread the advert?
'What do you charge for 3 bedrooms.'
'Oh $180.00 of your materialistic dollars.'
Then when you come back, the place is still a mess and she's there zoning out; “Not only did she not clean the place, there was fucking incense ash everywhere...”