I don't like my dinner, call the cops...

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Gob
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I don't like my dinner, call the cops...

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Despite reports that a 10-year-old Illinois boy called 911 last week and complained about the dinner his father served, police tapes show that the child actually dialed the emergency number and hung up without speaking.

When the operator called the number back, the boy’s father, Stefan Cristoltean, answered the phone and explained that his son had been misbehaving. “I told him to call 911. He’s misbehaving in front of me and I told him, ‘Call them, let them come over here and see who’s right.’” And the child did just that.

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At one point on the tape, the 41-year-old Cristoltean told the operator, “Now he’s begging me to tell you not to come over here.” In the background, the boy can be heard wailing, “Don’t come over. Noooo.”

Cristoltean calmly explained, “I said, ‘You know what? Call 911 if you think that you have a disagreement with me and you’re right.’ And he called 911.” While beckoning the boy to return to the dinner table from his bedroom, Cristoltean told the operator, “He thinks that is just a joke this 911. I’m telling him that is not a joke and we have to impose some rules in the house and the have to follow the rules.”

When a Buffalo Grove Police Department officer was dispatched to the Cristoltean residence, the child noted that his dinner, “was edible but that he wanted something more to his liking,” according to an online police blotter, which notes, "Yes, we are a full service police department." Before departing the Cristoltean home, the cop advised on the proper use of the 911 system.
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Re: I don't like my dinner, call the cops...

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Well, I wouldn't recommend making this a habit, but calling the cops can get results from unruly kids.

There was episode of 'Cops' where the neighbors complained of a very noisy, aggressive boy terrorizing his mother. (Yes, of course, she was a single mom.) The cops arrived to find a very rude, defiant kid who was NOT going to listen to his mother or anyone. Giving him one warning, the police said 'You can listen to your mother or we're taking you downtown.'
He continued to pout so, the cops cuffed him and put him in the back of the cruiser for a few minutes.

Didn't take long before he started to cry, and ask for his mom. :lol:

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Re: I don't like my dinner, call the cops...

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The brat needs a good whipping. :evil:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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The Hen
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Re: I don't like my dinner, call the cops...

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I don't like my dinner either, But as I was the one that cooked the bloody thing I think I will just stay schtum.
Bah!

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