newcastles renaissance.....

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newcastles renaissance.....

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"hey bill, it s jim".

"what s up jim"?

"well I just wanted to let you know, it gonna be all go over your way very soon".

"what are you gettin' at jim"?

"marmite bill, we ve found veins of marmite everywhere"

"give over, what are you on about? this whole place was picked clean during coal times".
"i know the wildcatters hit a bit of naturally occurring marmite now and then, but no one mines around here anymore"

"dammit bill, I ve tasted the stuff, it s good. it was right in with the coal, nobody even noticed, we didn t even know about the wild marmite back then".

"my god man..... geezus, I won t say no to the money, but this is gonna play hell on the wild toast fields, they ll all be gone in a year....."

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there s apulp fiction piece in there somewhere..., but I don t feel like writing it.....


marmite sounds like some martian mineral to me. somebody probably already wrote something to that effect, but it might be an original thought....

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marmite sounds like some martian mineral
Tastes like it too...
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:fu
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I really think that this would have been a funny skit, if I had written it in the 70 s and monty python had performed it...

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