What A Dick!

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http://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Man ... 537821.php

Man shoots self in penis, blames 'black guy'





SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A man who suffered a gunshot wound to his penis when a pistol he stuffed in his pants went off told police that he was shot by a "black guy (who) tried to rob him."

Donald Anthony Watson, a 43-year-old convicted felon, showed up at a local emergency room bleeding profusely from his genitals in the early morning of Sept. 6, according to the Argus Leader.

When police asked him how a bullet happened to strike him in the crotch, Watson — who is white — said he had been putting out the trash at a dumpster outside his apartment when the robber shot him during an attempted mugging.

In a city where fewer than one of 20 residents is black, Watson's account of an African American gunman staking out dumpsters after midnight to rob people might have given officers pause.

In any event, police went to the dumpster to corroborate his story, but they found no evidence of a shooting. They, however, did find a witness who had heard screaming coming from the apartment about 1 a.m.

A search warrant of the apartment yielded bullet fragments, blood and an empty gun case, but no gun.

Watson later admitted to officers that he had shot himself while examining a pistol he was considering buying, according to the Leader. He told them that as he placed it in his pocket, the gun discharged, wounding him. Apparently it did not come with a holster.

Watson reportedly would not say who the seller was or what happened to the gun.

He was arrested on charges of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and other charges.

As one Facebook commenter noted, while Watson does not qualify for a Darwin Award by virtue of surviving the accident, he may not be adding his chromosomes to the gene pool.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Why, I am reminded of the sad (but true) case of Clement Vallandigham who had a similar mishap in 1871. As I wrote to General Hancock:

By the by, had you learned of the death of Vallandigham this past June? He was busily engaged in defending one accused of murder, and had formed the theory that the victim discharged his own gun by accident. He invited other attorneys to his hotel room, and illustrated his notion by seizing a convenient pistol, and entangling it in his clothing. The unfortunately loaded weapon performed admirably and Vallandigham shot himself to death. The client was acquitted. Grant has been heard to say that more lawyers should be encouraged to go thus far for justice.