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Gob
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I'll get me coat

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The next door neighbour invited me to a Muslim wedding yesterday.

To be honest, the reception was not much different from a regular bash, with kids running riot and sliding across the dance floor on their knees.

All of a sudden, Mohamed gets up and gives a young lass of about eight who was rolling about the floor a smack, tells her to behave, and to go sit with her mother.

"That was a bit harsh" I said, "In Aus, we expect kids to be a bit lively at a wedding reception"

"Maybe so" he growled, "However, in Islam we expect a bit more decorum from the bride."
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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:lol:

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