Ban the person above you.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban @w for being so cheerful lately.

I ban Guin for hurling insults at me, like calling me cheerful.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I don't ever want to be banned again. But if I did, first I'd ban @w for six reasons to be specified later

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Meade because he is probably all annoyed over various places I have put commas, or not put them as the case may be. I further ban him for not expressing his displeasure over my typing gaffe in another thread that I specifically did not correct in order to annoy him. I mean, I put it in the title, just for him.

[RayThom]

I ban me for not banning RayThom sooner.

It's the right thing to do. What a bonehead.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Well that leaves me feeling supernumerary. (Heh heh.... @w got punctuated!)

[wesw]

I ban joe for not having the intestinal fortitude to own up to being Liberty, and for pretending to be me and for having his creation, liberty, further his pretense.

would an intestinal fort be made of poop?

[TPFKA@W]

I ban joe for not having the intestinal fortitude to own up to being Liberty, and for pretending to be me and for having his creation, liberty, further his pretense.

would an intestinal fort be made of poop?

I ban wesw for being a little turd and not playing this game properly.

[wesw]

I ban TPK@W for being potty and calling the kettle blackie

[Econoline]

I ban wes because I'm the only one here who hasn't banned him yet, and I'm feeling lonely.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Econoline in the name of progressive inclusion.

[kristina]

I ban @w for making me think (trying to figure out WTF "progressive inclusion" means).

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Kristina because I now realize I probably insulted Econoline because it turns out that "progressive inclusion" means something specific pertaining to mainstreaming special education kids into regular classes. When I threw the words together I was thinking along the lines of multiculturalism. Oh me oh my.

[Guinevere]

I ban @W because its getting to be a habit.

[Bicycle Bill]

Can I play too?

I ban Guinevere for messin' around with Lancelot.

-"BB"-

[TPFKA@W]

Can I play too?

I ban Guinevere for messin' around with Lancelot.

-"BB"-

I ban Bill for not knowing that Guin's sweetie is the Swede.

[Bicycle Bill]

I ban TPFKA@W for posting under an assumed name. (TPFKA stands for 'the poster formerly known as', right?)

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

I choose to prevent Bill from entering our fine matriarchy as an unexamined life-form and he is therefore bounced from the board like a rubber band (banned, geddit?)

[TPFKA@W]

I ban TPFKA@W for posting under an assumed name. (TPFKA stands for 'the poster formerly known as', right?)

-"BB"-

I ban Bill for assuming it to be an assumed name and not realizing all board members here assume to be posting under assumed names. Ignore Meade, he doesn't play with all his marbles.

[MajGenl.Meade]

@w is hereby proscribed (a) for ignoring me; (ii) for baseless allegations involving glass balls and (4) causing Bill to be banned twice as often as he should be

[Bicycle Bill]

I choose to prevent Bill from entering our fine matriarchy ......

A matriarchy, is it?  Hmmmm.......
As a single male, I may end up learning to *LIKE* this place!!

-"BB"-