Fresh off the success of the launch of their hydrogen bomb, North Korea just tested a new, terrifying weapon: Poop balloons.
According to JoongAng Daily, officials in South Korea were horrified when they first spotted large balloons floating over the boarder from North Korea.
At first they assumed that it was some kind of chemical attack. And in a way, it was. As it turns out, the balloons were merely filled with toilet paper covered in shit and cigarette butts. It’s not clear who used the toilet paper; perhaps the Supreme Leader himself?
The balloons came in response to the propaganda balloons sent by South Korea, following North Korea’s nuclear tests. So, in a sense, North and South Korea relations are similar to that of frats in a zany college comedy. But instead of jocks vs. nerds, it’s “modern democracy” vs. “frightening unhinged dictatorship.”
Who knows what’ll happen next. Perhaps South Korea will attempt to strike back by hijacking the homecoming parade in North Korea and crashing a giant dong-shaped float into the stage right as Kim Jong-un is about to speak? And so then North Korea will retaliate by drugging the punch at South Korea’s Enchantment Under The Sea Dance with laxatives?
What a fun way to start World War III.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
Hey, those ain't North Korean! They were supposed to drop a load over a stadium scant yards to the south of Lake Erie... wind must have changed.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
