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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I'm guessing someone isn't getting an invitation to career day.
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Over explaining a situation never helps, either.
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Suck, girl, suck! Blowing is just an expression.
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Not only is it almost ten years old, it's false too.
http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/shovel.asp
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Do go around making a point of telling five year olds that Santa Claus doesn't exist?
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This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend. ;)
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I suspected that it was fake too but (for once 8-) ) I decided I wouldn't be the killjoy...
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Scooter wrote:Do go around making a point of telling five year olds that Santa Claus doesn't exist?
I'm OK with five-year-olds believing in Santa.
I'm not OK with 50-year-olds (which seems to be around the average age of people on this board) believing in him.
You wanna believe in the spirit of Santa Claus, that's something else again.
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Spirit of Santa Claus? Santa Claus's spirit? A nice bourbon or perhaps a Canadian? Sounds much better than a plate of Oreos and a glass of milk.

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Santa always gets cognac and biscotti at our house...(none of that milk and cookies stuff)

It makes him a much Jollier Old Elf...
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RayThom wrote:Suck, girl, suck! Blowing is just an expression.
"Paper Moon"!

OOOOPS, wrong thread. :oops:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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"Das Toot"?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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