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Gob
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An owl was moved on by police after being found sitting in the middle of a road in Berkshire.

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A social media post shows officers on night shift dealing with the bird after it was found in the middle of a road in Bracknell.

"Officers had a hoot last night removing this offender from obstructing a highway," it said.

The bird was "responsive and uninjured" and was moved to a safe place on advice from the RSPCA.

"After some initial resistance and failure to comply, PC Justin Barton took him under his wing and showed him to the side of the road to carry on his journey," police said.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Q) Why was the owl in the middle of the road?

A) Because he couldn't make up his mind.

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“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.” 

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Twit.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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