Plans for Easter
Re: Plans for Easter
I'm going to get a few nails, see if some one can put me up for easter.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Plans for Easter
More of a practical joke--stand like you re hang on a cross:
What did Jesus say when they Tok the nails out of his hands?
(start to fall forward)
My Feet, MY FEET!
What did Jesus say when they Tok the nails out of his hands?
(start to fall forward)
My Feet, MY FEET!
Plans for Easter
Oh, that's terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself. You're going to hell unless you repent.
BTW -- What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
AMEN
BTW -- What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
AMEN
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”