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Who's that kid eating my porridge?
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I think I smell a pic-a-nic basket!
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Luckily you don't have the right to arm bears - I'm 'armless! Let me in!
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Get the fuck outta' my bed, Goldilocks.
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How do I get this street sign out of my head?
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Oh my! They have the new Sub-Zero fridge!
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Hi - I've just moved in next door and our stuff hasn't arrived yet - I wonder if I could borrow a crowbar, some duct tape and some 3 mil plastic sheeting? Or maybe a cup of sugar for our porridge?
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Huh? You don't want me to clean the insides?
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I was just about to have a shit back there in the woods but I've run out of toilet paper. Do you guys have any Charmin I could borrow?
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