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We all love puns

Postby RayThom » Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:53 pm

Bicycle Bill wrote:Did you hear the police are on the lookout for a psychic midget who is accused of defrauding his customers?...


HEHE...HEHE...HEHE. BB said "midget."
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BTW -- this same little person sued his township for building the sidewalks too close to his ass.
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Postby Joe Guy » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:06 pm

You'd think as a medium midget he would have seen that sidewalk thing coming. He's obviously short-sighted.
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Postby Scooter » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:57 pm

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Postby Scooter » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:03 pm

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Postby Scooter » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:56 pm

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Postby Scooter » Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:01 am

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Postby Scooter » Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:15 pm

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Postby Joe Guy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:27 pm

Who's the small organist that made the 'playing in a cathedral' comment?

Korla Pundit?
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Postby Econoline » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:23 am

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Postby Bicycle Bill » Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:32 am

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(but if the dinosaur hadn't stopped him in time, it would have been a Tyrannosaurus wrecks..... )
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Postby Joe Guy » Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:41 am

I think this probably fits in this thread....

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Postby Bicycle Bill » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:38 pm

Bible scholars have found reference to computers in the Old Testament — specifically in Exodus, chapters 19 and 20, when Moses went to Mt. Sinai and received the Ten Commandments.

It is the first recorded instance of someone downloading a file from the cloud onto a tablet.
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Postby Econoline » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:54 pm

Have you ever noticed that Mick Jagger never wears sweaters with unsightly holes in them? It's because a rolling stone gathers no moths.
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Postby Bicycle Bill » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:17 am

If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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Postby BoSoxGal » Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:38 am

:lol: :ok
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Pink Floyd love puns

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:50 pm

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