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Spelling matters!

Postby Scooter » Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:23 pm

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Postby MajGenl.Meade » Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:34 pm

Maybe for some folks that's not bad spelling at all..... :lol:
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Postby Joe Guy » Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:49 pm

They love the smell of eau de toilet...
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Postby RayThom » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:41 pm

Wait a second, not so fast to judge here. Maybe pheromones are created in guys colons. Keep in mind a male's perspiration can have a dramatic effect on both a woman's mind and body.
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Postby Scooter » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:50 pm

Let's ask wes, his head is jammed firmly up his ass.
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Postby Bicycle Bill » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:28 pm

Scooter wrote:Let's ask wes, his head is jammed firmly up his ass.

He wouldn't know; that fox is smelling his own hole.
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Postby Long Run » Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:35 am

Spelling used to matter.

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Postby ex-khobar Andy » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:21 pm

:ok

I have to admit it took me a little while, LR.
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Postby Scooter » Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:07 am

I will confess to watching all of those, and I have always been a good speller.
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Postby BoSoxGal » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:32 am

Sometimes spelling is beyond help . . .

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Postby RayThom » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:41 am

BoSoxGal wrote:Sometimes spelling is beyond help . . .

9021... oh, my!

She'd look much better had Daddy remembered her in his will.
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Postby Scooter » Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:28 am

Oh fuck, that was the joke I didn't get.
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Postby wesw » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:36 am

poor girl.

what a shame.
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Postby Lord Jim » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:09 pm

Of the 3 that Long Run posted, I've seen some episodes of The Love Boat, (never a big fan) successfully avoided Beverly Hills 90210, and I don't even know what the one in the middle is...

I really consider Spelling to be the king of schmaltzy schlock TV (obviously there's a lot of money to be made in schmaltzy schlock)

But there was one series of his I did like:

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Postby Bicycle Bill » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:41 pm

Lord Jim wrote:Of the 3 that Long Run posted, I've seen some episodes of The Love Boat, (never a big fan) successfully avoided Beverly Hills 90210, and I don't even know what the one in the middle is...

I presume that is supposed to be from "Charlie's Angels".
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Postby Lord Jim » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:47 pm

I don't think so, the Charlie's Angels casts always had a blonde...

I was thinking maybe that one season stewardess show...
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Postby Crackpot » Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:05 pm

It's charmed.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Postby Scooter » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:54 pm

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Spelling matters!

Postby RayThom » Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:41 am

Probably Eww De Toilet, no?
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Postby MajGenl.Meade » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:17 am

Put a sign up: "Out of ordure"
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