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Re: We all love puns

Postby Bicycle Bill » Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:14 pm

There comes a point in almost every woman's life when, as she reaches advanced age, she begins to accumulate cats.

The medical term for this condition is "manypaws".
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Re: We all love puns

Postby Joe Guy » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:37 pm

That reminds me of one I wrote years ago about a time in a woman's life when she reaches a certain age and loses interest in cooking. It's called menu pause.
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Re: We all love puns

Postby wesw » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:54 am

j0e...., that was really bad....

yer killing me....

"hey j0e..., where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand? " b00m ba d00m ba dum b00m...., "hey j0e.... where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand"?
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Re: We all love puns

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:07 am

Academic debate about whether the Americas were first discovered by Vikings or earlier by ancient Greeks as evidenced by maps, were eventually put to rest by a simple argument.
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Under no circumstances is it correct to put the cartographer before the Norse
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Re: We all love puns

Postby Big RR » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:37 pm

Ouch!
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We all love puns

Postby RayThom » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:19 pm

The 10 funniest jokes of the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe

1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel

2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott

3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones

4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert

5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith

6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith

7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff

8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford

9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons

10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham
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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:36 pm

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:31 pm

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Bicycle Bill » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:25 am

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Re: We all love puns

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:44 am

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Re: We all love puns

Postby ex-khobar Andy » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:55 pm

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No: it's called turning down the bed.
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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:33 am

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:33 pm

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:35 pm

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We all love puns

Postby RayThom » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:41 am

That's not just a gay issue.

My ex wife and I would often share similar profundity.
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Re: We all love puns

Postby Econoline » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:14 am

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:22 am

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:15 pm

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:31 pm

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Re: We all love puns

Postby Scooter » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:37 am

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