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Not really a pun but I'm putting it here. Chess sayin' . . .

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What was PacMan's favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok....
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:38 am
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Not funny :arg
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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The world needs more vegetable-based puns in order to fight climate change. Lettuce be grateful for this one.

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A priest, an imam and a rabbit went into a blood bank.

The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O"
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ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 2:27 pm
The world needs more vegetable-based puns in order to fight climate change. Lettuce be grateful for this one.
I don't carrot all about vegetable-based puns.  In order to radish of them, we should beet the bushes and squash every one we find.
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:58 pm
A priest, an imam and a rabbit went into a blood bank.

The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O"
I knew there had to be something there, Meade: but I have to admit that it took me a full 15 or 20 seconds to find it. Nice one.

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Gen'l, I salute you! It took me much longer than 20 seconds to figure that one out. Beautiful

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I was pulling off my boxers in bed last night. The wife said to me, “You spoil those dogs.”
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